Themed Mixtape Game

Voivod - Tornado

9/10

This rules.

Cephalic Carnage - The Isle of California

3/10

I don't this and I'm glad it's short.

Immortal - Unsilent Storms in the North Abyss

9/10

Ferocious classic. @Phylactery pick.

Bal-Sagoth - Atlantis Ascendant

5/10

This isn't that interesting to me.

Lust - Smoke on the Hills

7/10

This is cool.

Fueled by Fire - Catastrophe

5/10

I should give this a 0/0 for not being Slayer.

Megadeth - Tornado of Souls

1/10

Sorry, @Baroque. This is lazy and off-topic.

Division Speed - Freezing Cold

6/10

It's not bad.

Manilla Road - The Deluge

9/10

The better song about Atlantis.

Midnight - Destroy Tsunami's Power

7.5/10

This is pretty cool.

Altered State - Winter Warlock

8/10

This is a @HamburgerBoy pick. It's good.

Demolition Hammer - Cataclysm

7.5/10

Good pick.

Einherjer - Fimbul Winter

3/10

Lame.
 
Hmm megadeth is lazy but slayer is not?

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The joke has been well explained before now if you read this topic.

Seriously though, the Megadeth song is a lazy pick and it looks like it was the result of just briefly looking at an MP3 player to find a song with a title that looked relevant. There are more than enough songs by even well-known artists that are properly themed, so picking "Tornado of Souls" is pretty lazy.
 
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Voivod - Tornado - 6/10
Cephalic Carnage - The Isle of California - 0/10
Immortal - Unsilent Storms in the North Abyss - 9/10
Bal-Sagoth - Atlantis Ascendant - 7/10
Lust - Smoke on the Hills - 0/10
Fueled by Fire - Catastrophe - 6/10
Megadeth - Tornado of Souls - 10/10
Division Speed - Freezing Cold - 4/10
Manilla Road - The Deluge - 0/10
Midnight - Destroy Tsunami's Power - 0/10
Altered State - Winter Warlock - 6/10
Demolition Hammer - Cataclysm - 9.5/10
Einherjer - Fimbul Winter - 7/10
 
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Pretty sure I complain more than anybody on these theme games. But how you can give Megadeth a perfect rating when it's not on theme and 4 songs a 0/10 rating when they are at least on theme is beyond me, it's just pure retardation and bitch-ass salty faggotry.
 
The Demolition Hammer song should be banned anyway, since it was submitted in an earlier theme. But not everyone who plays now was around for that theme so I guess it's sort of okay.
 
I think we should ban a couple people from rating these games. And any 0/10 rating should require a detailed explanation of why the song is on par with NSYNC's worst material.
 
Voivod - Tornado 10/10
Fucking masterpiece, 'nuff said!

Cephalic Carnage - The Isle Of California 4/10

Never could get into this band, they sound too lifeless and proficient to me, grind should be ugly and sloppy.

Immortal - Unsilent Storms In The North Abyss 7/10

Lyrics don't seem to be on theme.

Bal-Sagoth - Atlantis Ascendant 5/10

1990's sports highlights metal?


Lust - Smoke On The Hills 8/10

Never heard this shit before, it's pretty fucking cool man. So far it's the most on theme track too. The singer reminds me of Terry Jones a bit.

Fueled By Fire - Catastrophe 8/10

They pulled off a totally killer drum sound on this one, whereas before they always played around with unmanly plastic sounding shit ("Thrash Is Back"? It never left faggot). It's a good album, sounds a lot like late 80's Slayer to me.

Megadeth - Tornado Of Souls 5/10

Catchy pop metal but alas, not on fucking theme cunts.

Division Speed - Freezing Cold 7.5/10

Aggressive and to the fucking point. Ugh!

Manilla Road - The Deluge 8/10

Never heard of this band. Who the fuck are they? Vaguely on theme.

Midnight - Destroy Tsunami's Power 7/10

This one is also vaguely on theme. Midnight fucking rule.

Altered State - Winter Warlock 9/10
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Demolition Hammer - Cataclysm 6/10

Aggressive shit, great riffs but bad sounding drums.

Einherjer - Fimbul Winter 4/10

Vaguely if not barely on theme, besides that it sounded like a clusterfuck of wimpiness.


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Captain Planet, motherfucker.