Phylactery
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The Demolition Hammer song should be banned anyway, since it was submitted in an earlier theme. But not everyone who plays now was around for that theme so I guess it's sort of okay.
Themed Mixtape Game
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dwellerINTHEdark
Curator of the mausoleum
I think we should ban a couple people from rating these games. And any 0/10 rating should require a detailed explanation of why the song is on par with NSYNC's worst material.
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
CiG
Approximately Infinite Universe
Voivod - Tornado 10/10
Fucking masterpiece, 'nuff said!
Cephalic Carnage - The Isle Of California 4/10
Never could get into this band, they sound too lifeless and proficient to me, grind should be ugly and sloppy.
Immortal - Unsilent Storms In The North Abyss 7/10
Lyrics don't seem to be on theme.
Bal-Sagoth - Atlantis Ascendant 5/10
1990's sports highlights metal?
Lust - Smoke On The Hills 8/10
Never heard this shit before, it's pretty fucking cool man. So far it's the most on theme track too. The singer reminds me of Terry Jones a bit.
Fueled By Fire - Catastrophe 8/10
They pulled off a totally killer drum sound on this one, whereas before they always played around with unmanly plastic sounding shit ("Thrash Is Back"? It never left faggot). It's a good album, sounds a lot like late 80's Slayer to me.
Megadeth - Tornado Of Souls 5/10
Catchy pop metal but alas, not on fucking theme cunts.
Division Speed - Freezing Cold 7.5/10
Aggressive and to the fucking point. Ugh!
Manilla Road - The Deluge 8/10
Never heard of this band. Who the fuck are they? Vaguely on theme.
Midnight - Destroy Tsunami's Power 7/10
This one is also vaguely on theme. Midnight fucking rule.
Altered State - Winter Warlock 9/10
Demolition Hammer - Cataclysm 6/10
Aggressive shit, great riffs but bad sounding drums.
Einherjer - Fimbul Winter 4/10
Vaguely if not barely on theme, besides that it sounded like a clusterfuck of wimpiness.
Captain Planet, motherfucker.
Fucking masterpiece, 'nuff said!
Cephalic Carnage - The Isle Of California 4/10
Never could get into this band, they sound too lifeless and proficient to me, grind should be ugly and sloppy.
Immortal - Unsilent Storms In The North Abyss 7/10
Lyrics don't seem to be on theme.
Bal-Sagoth - Atlantis Ascendant 5/10
1990's sports highlights metal?
Lust - Smoke On The Hills 8/10
Never heard this shit before, it's pretty fucking cool man. So far it's the most on theme track too. The singer reminds me of Terry Jones a bit.
Fueled By Fire - Catastrophe 8/10
They pulled off a totally killer drum sound on this one, whereas before they always played around with unmanly plastic sounding shit ("Thrash Is Back"? It never left faggot). It's a good album, sounds a lot like late 80's Slayer to me.
Megadeth - Tornado Of Souls 5/10
Catchy pop metal but alas, not on fucking theme cunts.
Division Speed - Freezing Cold 7.5/10
Aggressive and to the fucking point. Ugh!
Manilla Road - The Deluge 8/10
Never heard of this band. Who the fuck are they? Vaguely on theme.
Midnight - Destroy Tsunami's Power 7/10
This one is also vaguely on theme. Midnight fucking rule.
Altered State - Winter Warlock 9/10
Demolition Hammer - Cataclysm 6/10
Aggressive shit, great riffs but bad sounding drums.
Einherjer - Fimbul Winter 4/10
Vaguely if not barely on theme, besides that it sounded like a clusterfuck of wimpiness.
Captain Planet, motherfucker.
CiG
Approximately Infinite Universe
Okay.
Rate like a complete tard and have zero logic behind why, you're not infantile at all...
Elric of Melniboné
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I'm not for banning anyone but a few people on here rate in a way that makes the game a lot less fun for everyone else.
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
Okay.
Rate like a complete tard and have zero logic behind why, you're not infantile at all...
Themed Mixtape game: Where subjective ratings are facts
CiG
Approximately Infinite Universe
The Ozzman
Melted by feels
What are you on about? It's a fucking game, dude. You are crying harder than a Hillary supporter after the election over something super minuscule.
Krow
Garbage Connoisseur
Not sure why everyone is so against dropping a low and a high score to get an actual average score. It's the only thing that can stop people from manipulating the game because you dont know if they're doing it to be a cunt or not.
Feeling pretty lukewarm about this playlist. 3 of the 4 songs I voted the highest are thrash... how non in crowd of me.
Voivod - Tornado
8/10.
Cephalic Carnage - The Isle of California
3/10. This band is just awful. On topic though I suppose.
Immortal - Unsilent Storms in the North Abyss
8/10. So old, so cold.
Bal-Sagoth - Atlantis Ascendant
5/10. Feels vaguely on topic... since a continent sinking into the sea isnt really a natural disaster ever to actually happens, is it? Bal Sagoth is good occasionally. Wasnt feeling this one.
Lust - Smoke on the Hills
6/10. a great conflagration? ok... this is kinda bad though. Disappointed.
Fueled by Fire - Catastrophe
3.5/10. Retrothrash dogshit. On Topic.
Megadeth - Tornado of Souls
0/10. Off topic.
Division Speed - Freezing Cold
7.5/10. I didnt really expect to like this, surprised here. Might have to look into grabbing this album.
Manilla Road - The Deluge
7/10. Not my favorite MR, not poor though.
Midnight - Destroy Tsunami's Power
7.5/10. Standard Midnight song.
Altered State - Winter Warlock
0/10. Im voting off topic on this one. A wizard causing something is not a natural disaster.
Demolition Hammer - Cataclysm
8/10. I was thinking about downrating this because it was in the game before but I decided not to because that discourages new players. Who the fuck wants to read this whole thread? I dont. Great song, great album.
Einherjer - Fimbul Winter
6/10. Inoffensive. Uninteresting.
Feeling pretty lukewarm about this playlist. 3 of the 4 songs I voted the highest are thrash... how non in crowd of me.
Voivod - Tornado
8/10.
Cephalic Carnage - The Isle of California
3/10. This band is just awful. On topic though I suppose.
Immortal - Unsilent Storms in the North Abyss
8/10. So old, so cold.
Bal-Sagoth - Atlantis Ascendant
5/10. Feels vaguely on topic... since a continent sinking into the sea isnt really a natural disaster ever to actually happens, is it? Bal Sagoth is good occasionally. Wasnt feeling this one.
Lust - Smoke on the Hills
6/10. a great conflagration? ok... this is kinda bad though. Disappointed.
Fueled by Fire - Catastrophe
3.5/10. Retrothrash dogshit. On Topic.
Megadeth - Tornado of Souls
0/10. Off topic.
Division Speed - Freezing Cold
7.5/10. I didnt really expect to like this, surprised here. Might have to look into grabbing this album.
Manilla Road - The Deluge
7/10. Not my favorite MR, not poor though.
Midnight - Destroy Tsunami's Power
7.5/10. Standard Midnight song.
Altered State - Winter Warlock
0/10. Im voting off topic on this one. A wizard causing something is not a natural disaster.
Demolition Hammer - Cataclysm
8/10. I was thinking about downrating this because it was in the game before but I decided not to because that discourages new players. Who the fuck wants to read this whole thread? I dont. Great song, great album.
Einherjer - Fimbul Winter
6/10. Inoffensive. Uninteresting.
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Elric of Melniboné
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HamburgerBoy
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It references Mother Nature as well, and Winter Warlock is a character from that old Christmas stop-motion and an obvious metaphor for winter itself. It's clearly not literally supposed to be about a warlock strolling in to freeze some shit up.
(That being said, winter is part of an ordinary weather cycle, not a natural disaster, so...)
Elric of Melniboné
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The theme was listed as being about both natural disasters and major weather events. I think that a big storm qualifies as the latter, personally.
CiG
Approximately Infinite Universe
"Winter Warlock" is blatantly a metaphor for winter.
I know it's a game, do you? Because you seem to be treating rating like partisan politics you bollock.
I know it's a game, do you? Because you seem to be treating rating like partisan politics you bollock.
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Vilden
From the holy kingdom of Harmonia
You are like a big baby, it literally says in the OT that you should consider how well the song fits the theme when you rate. I guess you also cheat when you play things like board games and then when confronted throw up your hands angerly and say "I play how I want to nanananana!"
BTW: The Bal-sagoth song > the Manilla Road one.
Master_Yoda77
Juggalo
I'm so giving every song a 0 except my 4 favorite songs on this playlist when I rate. Unless I am feeling generous. Ozzman is gonna play like that then I'm gonna do the fucking same.
Baroque
Active Member
If yoda does this just make my ratings 10 minus whatever he rates everything so his ratings have no net effect on the order of winners.
CiG
Approximately Infinite Universe
What is this, Game of Thrones? Jesus let's just rate like we're not a cesspool of autists.
Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
Vegard Pompey
ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU
Voivod - Tornado
Absolutely had to be here, one of Voivod's best songs and as on-theme as it gets. Probably obvious but whatever.
10/10
Cephalic Carnage - The Isle of California
This isn't my thing at all but I can appreciate how nicely the music complements the lyrics and vice versa. It's also brief but effective, much like an earthquake.
7/10
Immortal - Unsilent Storms in the North Abyss
Great song obviously, so-so on theme.
6/10
Bal-Sagoth - Atlantis Ascendant
I don't know why you'd ever think to combine all the elements that Bal-Sagoth do but I love this stupid band and their bizarre fucking sound. This song especially is just one long sequence of magical, brain-tickling guitar leads. Maybe a bit fantastical for the theme but whatever.
10/10
Lust - Smoke on the Hills
9/10
Fueled by Fire - Catastrophe
7/10
Megadeth - Tornado of Souls
Love this song (and album) but this isn't remotely on theme. Could've been a good pick if it'd gone further with the woman-as-natural-disaster metaphor but it's really only the one line in the chorus.
4/10
Division Speed - Freezing Cold
OK song. Tryhard harsh vocals get on my nerves a bit.
6/10
Manilla Road - The Deluge
Shit guitar tone just kills the whole album for me.
6/10
Midnight - Destroy Tsunami's Power
7/10
Altered State - Winter Warlock
Subzero temperatures, how horrible! You fucking weaklings.
9/10
Demolition Hammer - Cataclysm
I'm not going to downrate this for being included a second time, this game has gone on too long for everyone to remember its full history and this wasn't exactly an obvious pick in the first place. Great song actually, kinda glad to revisit it.
8/10
Einherjer - Fimbul Winter
5/10
Absolutely had to be here, one of Voivod's best songs and as on-theme as it gets. Probably obvious but whatever.
10/10
Cephalic Carnage - The Isle of California
This isn't my thing at all but I can appreciate how nicely the music complements the lyrics and vice versa. It's also brief but effective, much like an earthquake.
7/10
Immortal - Unsilent Storms in the North Abyss
Great song obviously, so-so on theme.
6/10
Bal-Sagoth - Atlantis Ascendant
I don't know why you'd ever think to combine all the elements that Bal-Sagoth do but I love this stupid band and their bizarre fucking sound. This song especially is just one long sequence of magical, brain-tickling guitar leads. Maybe a bit fantastical for the theme but whatever.
10/10
Lust - Smoke on the Hills
9/10
Fueled by Fire - Catastrophe
7/10
Megadeth - Tornado of Souls
Love this song (and album) but this isn't remotely on theme. Could've been a good pick if it'd gone further with the woman-as-natural-disaster metaphor but it's really only the one line in the chorus.
4/10
Division Speed - Freezing Cold
OK song. Tryhard harsh vocals get on my nerves a bit.
6/10
Manilla Road - The Deluge
Shit guitar tone just kills the whole album for me.
6/10
Midnight - Destroy Tsunami's Power
7/10
Altered State - Winter Warlock
Subzero temperatures, how horrible! You fucking weaklings.
9/10
Demolition Hammer - Cataclysm
I'm not going to downrate this for being included a second time, this game has gone on too long for everyone to remember its full history and this wasn't exactly an obvious pick in the first place. Great song actually, kinda glad to revisit it.
8/10
Einherjer - Fimbul Winter
5/10
