Lamp of Thoth - The Slog
8
This really captures the repetitive inner turmoil of the blue collar existence. Same fucking thing. Work a boring fucking job. It's a statement on the mediocrity, by a bitter intellectual who wants more but won't reach for it. And in typical doom fashion it is muted, trudging, with those vocals really driving the point home with the whining and the unfairness of it all. Bitter and subordinate, it's the slog!
Violator - Dead to this World
2
A little too broad IMO for the theme. It's really just bitching about capitalism, and I feel like there's a deeper feeling to blue collar specifically of expendability and fuck everything. This isn't broken enough for blue collar lol. There's still a semblence of shouting rebellion, when there should be either hopelessness or joyous abandon and acceptance. Doesn't help I think it's a pretty shit song. Vocalist sounds young, drums are desperate, ew.
Motorhead - (We Are) The Road Crew
4
God you're lazy and awful. Nobody hasn't heard this song before, nobody dislikes it. For that and the argument that being a gear hauler isn't representative of the usual blue collar experience, I can't give an otherwise great song a good rating. Bob who works at the factory fucking WISHES he was on the road crew dude. He would love to strangle his wife Susan and forget about his two little brats Charlie and Lucy, whom are the only reason he hasn't left. But he's made his choice, dammit he pays his taxes, so the only time he gets wild is one or two beers a night and thrice that on weekends. I'm angry at you for Bob.
Overkill - I Hate
6
Accurate and annoyed, it makes me think of retail or some otherwise almost wholly customer-service focused minimum wage profession. Even though this does distinctly paint the picture in my head of someone younger, it's charming and actually works. Some angry little 20 year old bagging groceries, smiling sardonically and saying 'fuck you' under their breath, exploding to their friends in song a la this track about what bullshit it is that Gertrude asked for a double bag. Simple and pissy. Childish with charm.
Zoetrope - Amnesty
1
I had a feeling this wasn't about blue collar - and it isn't. It's about war. What the fuck, lazy ass. I'm not even going to properly review it. And it's a better song than Volator's, but it's even less on theme, so I have to judge accordingly.
Spiritus Mortis - The Man of Steel
7.5
It's arguably a celebration of the man swinging the hammer with a smile, swinging the hammer better than anyone else around him and cracking a beer with his perfect ass cheeks welded tightly together by years of hard labor. All the guys at the shop look up to him. A bit vague, yes, but I can see the poetic relevance. Possibly the first track in this list that goes in that opposite, positive direction for the theme. Not to mention it's a great song with superb vocals and in particular riffing is oddly factory like. Bender Bending Rodriguez. I would rate it higher if that idea wasn't so keenly open to interpretation.
Pentagram - Because I Made It (Demo)
9
Theme as fuck. Ironic too, the idea of making it and hating it. Top of the blue collar chain, was it worth it? Is it worth it? It's as relevant as the track before, the man is excellent in his position, but he could have done something else. He could have more time. He could learn something new. He instead sits atop his mountain of bolts and time clocks, late into the day, past his 8 hours because he's the best and nobody else can handle the problem. Impressive to all but himself, and his neglected family.
The Ruiner - The Bull
7.5
Any stoner track, even an instrumental stoner track, just screams blue collar to me. It's a sweaty t-shirt after a long day of work, a cheap beer and maybe a joint in the garage. Having the boys over for cards and just venting, not angrily about the position, but about the fucking dumb fucks who don't know what they're doing when YOU do. And your friends nod in solemn agreement, someone cracking a joke about fucking the owner's wife. Everyone laughs. Next guy's turn to bitch, and another guy grabs another beer. Just pure charming blue collar neither angry nor proud, just the way life is.
Burning Fallus - Drowning in Bills
6.5
Excellent vocals, excellent lyrics. It can get elementarily repetitive though, if there had been a bit more creativity this would have done better. But it's definitely a sort of anthem re: the theme, because who the fuck ISN'T drowning in bills? I mean damn you work all fucking week and get your paycheck and still can't afford that stupid ass new chair you wanted. Fruitless endeavors, necessary endeavors.