Saint Vitus - The Lost Feeling 10/10
Armando tapping his sticks at the start sounds like Christ being nailed to the crucifix. Starting the playlist with a boner was a smart move. YOU TRY TO SUPPRESS ME BUT NOTHING HOLDS ME DOWN.
Black Sabbath - Megalomania 9/10
Ozzy is a fucking GOBLIN and this song is so God damn killer. Erection is prevailing.
Pestilence - Mind Reflections 4/10
My dick is now softer than Anderson Silva's chin.
Sepultura - Septic Schizo 8/10
Holy fucking shit this album rules. This band used to be a dark God and this was a jewel in their crown. Now they're just a bunch of doucheholes that wouldn't know a riff from a bottle of KY.
Morbid Angel - Maze of Torment 7/10
It's not
Abominations Of Desolation but hey, not much is. Lyrics go well with the theme like beer goes well with my mouth.
Forgotten Tomb - Todestrieb 5/10
Made me want to kill myself, so points for actively promoting the theme. Cold production, but it can't make up for the fact that I'm a picky bastard.
Vio-Lence - Phobophobia 7/10
Thanks for saving my ears. This song lyrically and vocally is a fucking mouthful. It's a workout.
Orodruin - Melancholia 8/10
Assuming the lyrics are to be interpreted as some kind of depression or something? Either way I love this band and the riffs love me. They told me so.
Destruction- Confused Mind 7/10
What a pretty intro, before some riffs straight from the hells. Deadly.
Carnivore - Manic Depression 7/10
Jimi Hendrix is rolling in his grave, because he likes it! Some like it DEAD.
Judas Priest - Beyond the Realms of Death 10/10
This is so glorious and sad and epic and METAL. I would punch communists in the face all day to this.
Dead Congregation - Morbid Paroxysm 7/10
It's so jarring to play this right after the delicate power of JUDA$ PRIE$T and if that was intentional, make love to me Randy. THIS IS FILTHY.
Sigh - In a Drowse 3/10
And my erection is now completely dead and gone, ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
Beyond - Schizopsychotic Eruption 7/10
My ears have now been completely melted. I don't even know what to say, does this come from hell?
Orchid - The Mouth of Madness 6/10
Can't get excited over this band. It's like the dad rock of doom metal, cool lyrics but this doesn't make me wanna chug a beer whatsoever. Definitely blasting some
Witchfinder General after this to get these dadwebs out of my melted ear caverns.
Reverend Bizarre - Demons Annoying Me 10/10
Wasn't long enough. I only came 4 times during.
Fuck your couch.