Themed Mixtape Game

[Serjeant Grumbles]

That was just your girlfriend passing wind.

 

[CiG]

 

[Krow]

Warning - Footprints
1/10. You guys have officially made me hate this album. This song is whiny. Everything this band does is whiny. I'm not sure how they got accepted into the in crowd. I've bought both this bands albums and 40 Watt Sun's full length in the hopes of the promised doom metal experience. I was given whiny emo bullshit instead every fucking time. Saying this is dependence on love is proof of its testicleless whinery.

Fueled by Fire - Forsaken Deity
3/10. Totally uninteresting thrash metal.

Rigor Mortis - Speedwhore
5/10.

Dark Angel - Pain's Invention, Madness
3/10. Yuck.

Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin
9/10. A lot of you pathetic wimps are knocking this. Gore soaked precursor to bdm. The first song on this list that didn't suck.

Dødheimsgard - The Snuff Dreams Are Made Of
5/10.

Impaled Nazarene - The Horny and the Horned
8/10. Fuck.

Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger
7.5/10. I love this but I feel like it's barely on topic

Johnny Touch - Black Company
8.5/10. Great song.

Grave - Obsessed
9/10. Grave is the best Swedish death metal band and it's on display here.

Loudness - Clockwork Toy
5/10.

Kreator - Mental Slavery
8/10.

Acid Bath - Tranquilized
8.5/10.

Saint Vitus - Dependence
8/10. At least we ended with some strong songs.

 

[CiG]

I can definitely see the "emo" complaint and where you're coming from, even though I love that band and 40 Watt Sun.

Sometimes I like to be emotionally drained in the same way some douchey tumblr grrl is drained by listening to Taylor Swift songs all night.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Well, I reckon that listening to Taylor Swift would be emotionally draining in an entirely different way. Although I'm not sure if people who are genuine fans of her music are capable of particularly deep emotional states.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

I don't care if he doesn't like it, but when his criticisms are so off base, such as "We're such anarchists we don't even learn scales or modes!", then I thought I'd correct him. Soulside Journey is evidence this is false. Also, Under a Funeral Moon is the in-crowd's favourite Darkthrone, and no it isn't mine.

Panzerfaust. My first and favorite Darkthrone record.

 

[EspaDa]

baroque's reviews simply let me down

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Warning - Footprints
The music is pretty enjoyable, but I'm not huge on the vocal delivery here. But it's nice and melodic and the ending hit the sweet spot. 7/10.

Fueled by Fire - Forsaken Deity
Not really feeling this one. It's OK, but definitely not as aggressive as I'd want it to be. 5/10.

Rigor Mortis - Speedwhore
Awesome bass, excellent tempo, I'm in! 7/10.

Dark Angel - Pain's Invention, Madness
Pretty average stuff here. Good melody, OK vocals. 5/10.

Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin
Sorry, never been a fan of this type o'shit. 2/10.

Dødheimsgard - The Snuff Dreams Are Made Of
This is pretty badass. I forgot about these guys. 8/10.

Impaled Nazarene - The Horny and the Horned
Another band I haven't been paying much attention to of late. Cassette's pick? 10/10.

Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger
One of my favorite black metal songs. That riff! And to people who say it's not on theme, vampires DEPEND on human blood to survive. It's their Transilvanian Hunger... 10/10.

Johnny Touch - Black Company
Cool intro. Eerie whispers and screams are welcome. Cool occult vibe. 7/10.

Grave - Obsessed
Some good death metal here. 6/10.

Loudness - Clockwork Toy
I kinda tuned this one out. 4/10.

Kreator - Mental Slavery
Pretty fun, rockin tune. 6/10.

Acid Bath - Tranquilized
Second half definitely better than the first. 6/10.

Saint Vitus - Dependence
It's like too obvious. Not bad though. 5/10.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Warning - Footprints
i think of this album as a litmus test for whether someone's tastes are compatible with mine

Warning - Footprints
1/10.

Warning 1/10

reliable as ever

 

[Carpe Mortem]

Dude. Hurry up. I have a long weekend and wanna get a game in this month.

Also Baroque has great taste for the most part. I've noticed we rate similarly regularly. It maka me feel less alone in a crowd of fart and cymbals fans.

 

[Krow]

reliable as ever

We usually like similar traditional heavy metal so your test is flawed.

 

[Mort Divine]

baroque's total pissbaby review was worth clicking on this thread again

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I legit do not understand fart fetishes at all.

 

[no country for old wainds]

on that note time to end this shit yo

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

I legit do not understand fart fetishes at all.

I can certainly understand, as it pertains to dat ass.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Warning - Footprints 10/10

Fueled by Fire - Forsaken Deity 0/10


Rigor Mortis - Speedwhore 0/10

Dark Angel - Pain's Invention, Madness 0/10

Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin 0/10

Dødheimsgard - The Snuff Dreams Are Made Of 0/10

Impaled Nazarene - The Horny and the Horned 0/10

Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger 10/10

Johnny Touch - Black Company 8/10

Grave - Obsessed 0/10

Loudness - Clockwork Toy 9/10

Kreator - Mental Slavery 0/10

Acid Bath - Tranquilized 0/10

Saint Vitus - Dependence 10/10

 

[Krow]

This is the best game a human being could ever come up with

This may be the round that kills this game.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

But seriously

Warning - Footprints 9/1010

Fueled by Fire - Forsaken Deity 4/10
Boring as fuck

Rigor Mortis - Speedwhore 7/10

Dark Angel - Pain's Invention, Madness 3/10
Yeah this pretty much fucking sucks.

Cannibal Corpse - Addicted to Vaginal Skin 6/10
I actually quite like old Cannibal Corpse. Used to worship the fuck out of them. I still dig em but don't really care to listen to them. I don't have much to say about this. It's death metal.

Dødheimsgard - The Snuff Dreams Are Made Of 5/10
No thanks

Impaled Nazarene - The Horny and the Horned 8/10
Fuck yes! I really need to get into this band.

Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger 9/10

Johnny Touch - Black Company 8/10

Grave - Obsessed 6/10
Yep, this is Swedish death metal.

Loudness - Clockwork Toy 9/10

Kreator - Mental Slavery 7/10
Sounds like thrash metal

Acid Bath - Tranquilized 6/10
Once shit slowed down holy fuck those are grooving jams.

Saint Vitus - Dependence 8/10
Vitus doing what they do best.

 

[CiG]

I almost had to kick your ass for giving ImpNaz a 0.

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Warning - Footprints 9/1010

It looks like you wanted to give the rating in binary but weren't consistent about it.