things you hate with a passion

I can talk to cute girls.
They're massively out of my league so i never feel awkward or anything.

Being a nice guy always gives an interesting twist to talking to cute girls. Half of them think of me as just a friend, and the others say some phrases I get thoroughly sick of like, "I used to really like you." and "You're one of the sweetest guys I know but I don't know what I want when it comes to you."

... I wonder if assholes get the same shit.
 
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... I wonder if assholes get the same shit.

No, because they use the threat of physical violence and emotional blackmail to get what they want from women. And that sort of woman just laps it up.

Which brings me to my pet hatreds:

1/ Women who like assholes, admit they are assholes, and still go out with them. And then cry when I don't want to listen to their bitchings anymore.

2/ Women who make themselves look like barbie dolls. Guess what, it's not attractive. Infact, it's revolting.

3/ The abbrieviation 'lol' used as a sentence/reply.

4/ People who try to be different, rather then being themselves. Pisses me off no end.

5/ Hypocrits who will insult me based on my appearence and tastes, expecting me to take it, yet get angry if I even make a single counter comment.

6/ Deathcore. Utterly pointless subgenre of music.

7/ People who shout insults at me from across the street or from inside their car as they pass by, but are completely silent if they are right in front of me. Suddenly not got anything to say?

8/ Liars who can't even lie convincingly, and don't come clean even when found out.

9/ Women with no stamina in the bedroom. Yeah, that's right, have a nap. No, I'm fine, glad you're happy. Lazy cow.

10/ People who say they like 'all music'. And then outright refuse to sample my collection.

Gaaaaaaaaah. Rage. Surging.
 
I'm not bitter. Honest.

Also:

11/ People who come onto MSN, say something to you, and then leave before you can type back. Yeah, thanks a bunch for waiting FIVE FUCKING SECONDS FOR A RESPONCE. I guess your busy lifestyle doesn't allow for such wastes of your precious time.
 
I'm not bitter. Honest.

Also:

11/ People who come onto MSN, say something to you, and then leave before you can type back. Yeah, thanks a bunch for waiting FIVE FUCKING SECONDS FOR A RESPONCE. I guess your busy lifestyle doesn't allow for such wastes of your precious time.

well, I always have quite a bit of windows open and I'm usually doing something on the computer so it takes me a while to get to people.
 
Being a nice guy always gives an interesting twist to talking to cute girls. Half of them think of me as just a friend, and the others say some phrases I get thoroughly sick of like, "I used to really like you." and "You're one of the sweetest guys I know but I don't know what I want when it comes to you."

... I wonder if assholes get the same shit.

I get girls giving me so many hints and then I don't dare to do anything so they just flick their hair in frustration and walk off, if that answers your question.
 
No, because they use the threat of physical violence and emotional blackmail to get what they want from women. And that sort of woman just laps it up.

Which brings me to my pet hatreds:

1/ Women who like assholes, admit they are assholes, and still go out with them. And then cry when I don't want to listen to their bitchings anymore.

2/ Women who make themselves look like barbie dolls. Guess what, it's not attractive. Infact, it's revolting.

3/ The abbrieviation 'lol' used as a sentence/reply.

4/ People who try to be different, rather then being themselves. Pisses me off no end.

5/ Hypocrits who will insult me based on my appearence and tastes, expecting me to take it, yet get angry if I even make a single counter comment.

6/ Deathcore. Utterly pointless subgenre of music.

7/ People who shout insults at me from across the street or from inside their car as they pass by, but are completely silent if they are right in front of me. Suddenly not got anything to say?

8/ Liars who can't even lie convincingly, and don't come clean even when found out.

9/ Women with no stamina in the bedroom. Yeah, that's right, have a nap. No, I'm fine, glad you're happy. Lazy cow.

10/ People who say they like 'all music'. And then outright refuse to sample my collection.

Gaaaaaaaaah. Rage. Surging.

so you're somewhat gothic looking I figure?
 
10/ People who say they like 'all music'. And then outright refuse to sample my collection.

This also pisses me the fuck off. When people say this i take out my ipod and play some Mayhem and SUDDENLY they dont enjoy 'all music'. Fucking cunts, the lot.
 
I hate how many chavvy girls who have anythin cept rock lol in their profiles keep flirting with me on a dating site.

I even say that I like metal on my profile for fuck sake. If I had long hair it would filter them out I suppose.
 
The jonas brothers REALLY piss me off along with dumbasses who call death metal fans like me emo. I mean seriously, what emo listens to Nile? (I listen to more death metal than that but Nile is my all-time favorite). And I hate it when people listen to shit like Bring Me the Horizon and say that all metalcore/deathcore (I don't know which one it is, I could only handle 7-8 seconds of the song because it was just so bad) is gay, when only 95% of it is, ha ha. And Christians who run around screaming "PRAISE DA LORD" and try converting you 24/7. Christians who don't give a shit I don't mind, however.
 
I don't really get all the hate for Bring Me the Horizon. I listened out of curiosity and it sounded to me like some average death metal mixed with an average hardcore breakdown. Not something I'd choose to listen to but not something that I'd think would make people hate them. I guess they do look like scenesters but that doesn't really have anything to do with their music.

EDIT: Especially when the hate is coming from fans of Nile which apart from the occasional Egyptian instrumental is very average.