things you hate with a passion

Going into black customers houses where they sit on the couch and watch me work the whole time while the house looks like a fucking bomb hit it. Never bother to move the entertainment center out for me beforehand...no...too much work. Instead their grimy filthridden offsprings are running around with no diapers on and their entire house smells like syrup sandwiches.
/rant
 
Poor "_insert race_ trash" is the same regardless of race. Unfortunately the majority of most races fall into this category. Maybe less whites precentage wise in America vs. the minority races at the moment and throughout the last few decades, but that is changing.
 
There are a lot more poor white people than black, you just have to look in the right places.
 
When people tell me they like "all music" I straight-up tell them they don't. Because I've yet to meet someone who truly does.

Same here. Whenever I ask someone what kind of music they listen to and they say "I listen to anything/everything", I say "except metal?". Then they get like a confused, questioning look and then admit they don't like metal, or they ask me what I mean by "metal". I told one guy I listened to extremely heavy shit and he responded "You mean like Grunge?" :lol::lol::lol:
 
I call people out when they say they like all music as well. To varying degrees of hostility (depending on how nice they seem, usually). Usual replies are 'lol, whatever' or 'eh...that's not music.'

Which drives me even more batshit.

I accept that alot of people will dislike my tastes. I like honesty, even if it's negative honesty. I just really dispise offhand insults and ignorance.

Oh, and...

12/ People who suggest I cut my hair, and then laugh in self smugness as if they are the first to ever suggest it. I normally tell them if they touch my hair I'll cut their bollocks off. Which usually shuts them up, and gives me some nice personal space.
 
I hate it when people don't make their own opinions. I mean, if it is someone's own opinion and it's stupid it's better than if it isn't their own. Me and two guys from school were talking about lyrics in school and I referenced some Metal bands and they said "Bob Dylan's the best, he was number one in this list of best songwriters." I asked what their favorite lines were and they copped out with "hard to decide."
 
I call people out when they say they like all music as well. To varying degrees of hostility (depending on how nice they seem, usually). Usual replies are 'lol, whatever' or 'eh...that's not music.'

Which drives me even more batshit.

I accept that alot of people will dislike my tastes. I like honesty, even if it's negative honesty. I just really dispise offhand insults and ignorance.

Oh, and...

12/ People who suggest I cut my hair, and then laugh in self smugness as if they are the first to ever suggest it. I normally tell them if they touch my hair I'll cut their bollocks off. Which usually shuts them up, and gives me some nice personal space.

Well, aren't you quite the tough guy? :lol:
 
12/ People who suggest I cut my hair, and then laugh in self smugness as if they are the first to ever suggest it. I normally tell them if they touch my hair I'll cut their bollocks off. Which usually shuts them up, and gives me some nice personal space.

I used to get that a lot. It's been a couple years since anyone's said anything like that, though. Maybe because I started tying my hair back? I dunno. Anyway, it used to drive me up a wall. The most popular joke was, "You know, I've got some scissors in the back of my car..."
 
Ever meet those people that will agree with anyone about anything/laugh at any joke?

There is this guy that just transferred into our unit, and I understand he probably wants to fit in, but the dude is beyond annoying. He will laugh at anyone's joke, and agree with you on almost anything. Like 95% of his side of a conversation is along the lines of "Hahahaha I know right", or "Hahaha Totally".

/facepalm

The most popular joke was, "You know, I've got some scissors in the back of my car..."

Call them on it. No one keeps scissors in the back of their car.

"Really? You have scissors? Let's see them. Come on, right now. Let's see your fucking scissors!"
 
Call them on it. No one keeps scissors in the back of their car.

"Really? You have scissors? Let's see them. Come on, right now. Let's see your fucking scissors!"

I got so used to it I'd start playing dumb, actually. I'd be like, "Ha ha ha what are you talking about *stupid smile*" or "Oh is my tag sticking out of my shirt?"

Omni is just so clever I can't believe it.