things you hate with a passion

[Zephyrus]

In Maine, generally people like to compress phrases so you say it almost in like one word.

Ah-yup.

 

[False Joe]

Single word sentences are badass.
Mainly because I just spout gibberish

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Yep.

 

[Meh]

A female friend of mine has a boyfriend from California, and he's been here about a year "I still can't understand anything anyone says in South Carolina."

I found that rather humorous.

 

[cookiecutter]

On a related note, it annoys me when whites say "there's" instead of "it's", as in "There's some milk left in the fridge." Sounds so fucking ignorant.

 

[False Joe]

On an unrelated note, it annoys me when people say "black" instead of "slave", as in "There's some black guy in the white house". Sounds so fucking ignorant.

 

[SentinelSlain]

On an unrelated note, it annoys me when people work instead of getting one of the locals to do it, as in "I'll just tight this screw up". Instead of "Fix that screw kaffir". Sounds so fucking ignorant.

 

[divine_torture]

I hate hominy. And those fucking potatoes that come in a can.

 

[Dak]

On an unrelated note, it annoys me when people work instead of getting one of the locals to do it, as in "I'll just tight this screw up". Instead of "Fix that screw kaffir". Sounds so fucking ignorant.

Doing your own repairs is ignorant?

 

[Ross]

On an unrelated note, it annoys me when people say "black" instead of "slave", as in "There's some black guy in the white house". Sounds so fucking ignorant.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Doing your own repairs is ignorant?

Never mind......

See's Joe's post for a clue as to what I was talking about. It could be ignorant in that the person is unaware that the social norm would be to have someone else do it for you.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

On a related note, it annoys me when whites say "there's" instead of "it's", as in "There's some milk left in the fridge." Sounds so fucking ignorant.

nigga be hatin'

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

"It's some milk left in the fridge" makes no sense.

 

[Xorv]

nigga be hatin'

I got temp banned on another form for talking like this and mentioning my job displacement status, but in black talk of course.

 

[waif]

"It's some milk left in the fridge" makes no sense.

Not necessarily. What if I said "what is that?" and pointed to some milk left in the fridge. What then? WHAT THEN?

 

[Einherjar86]

Fucking first of all, they're not saying "It's;" they're not speaking correctly, but all they're doing is failing to enunciate the word properly. "Eh's some milk left in the fridge" is what it sounds like, but in their head they mean "There's." It's just a lazy, poorly pronounced way of speaking.

Second of all, "There is no fucking milk left in the fridge now; it's all gone."

And last of all, why would you drink fucking milk? Man up and take a shot of bourbon with me you fucking pussies.

 

[mutantllama]

BUT MILK IS GOOD

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Fucking first of all, they're not saying "It's;" they're not speaking correctly, but all they're doing is failing to enunciate the word properly. "Eh's some milk left in the fridge" is what it sounds like, but in their head they mean "There's." It's just a lazy, poorly pronounced way of speaking.

Second of all, "There is no fucking milk left in the fridge now; it's all gone."

And last of all, why would you drink fucking milk? Man up and take a shot of bourbon with me you fucking pussies.

Dammit, how am I supposed to find evidence that they really do say "it's" sometimes? "There" and "it" aren't exactly distinctive words in a Google search.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

WIKIPEDIA SUPPORTS ME YOU FAGGOT:

The word it or is denotes the existence of something, equivalent to Standard English there in "there is", or "there are". This usage is also found in the English of the US South. Examples Its a doughnut in the cabinet ("There's a doughnut in the cabinet") and It ain't no spoon ("There isn't a spoon", also "They ain't no spoon").

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_American_Vernacular_English#Other_grammatical_characteristics

 

[mutantllama]

I hate it in Itunes when you click on get album artwork and it gets the wrong album!