things you hate with a passion

It seems to me getting upset about a style of English is silly. I could just as easily make fun of you because you talk really slowly.

Be my guest, but as I made it clear in my initial posts, it's one thing to just have an accent or dialect, and it's another to actually dumb down the language to the point that it creates ambiguity over the meaning of your sentences and makes expressing more complex ideas difficult. You seem to be overlooking this. There's a reason that the idea of using ebonics in school lessons is so controversial, after all.
 
In my elementary school the african american students would constantly be told by teachers to stop using ebonics. I spoke it whenever talking with the black students until I was about 9 or 10.
 
It seems to me getting upset about a style of English is silly. I could just as easily make fun of you because you talk really slowly.

I hate your new av. Go back to the one without the ugly border.
Unless that's my comp failing.

Milk is great; the comparison to bourbon is weird.