things you hate with a passion

[XSASweet]

Here's the deal: If your dog barks so constantly that I have to come over and ask you to do something about it multiple times and you don't do anything, and I come over in the night and kill your dog with a sledgehammer, you have no right to complain. If your yard is 10 ft square then you shouldn't own a dog you can't keep in the house. I don't give a fuck if it's your girlfriend's dog, just shut it the fuck up.

try living in an apartment complex where there is a noisy dog to the apartment next to you and a noisy one up top, then you can complain.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I live next door to a family who have a dog they never take out permanently on a chain in the back garden. I think it's gone insane. It barks for ages if you make any slight noise out there.

Anyway they're moving so whatever.

 

[youdontknowme]

You dont have the right to kill something because it annoys you.

why not? I do it all the time.

 

[Einherjar86]

Here's the deal: If your dog barks so constantly that I have to come over and ask you to do something about it multiple times and you don't do anything, and I come over in the night and kill your dog with a sledgehammer, you have no right to complain.

METAL.

 

[Krow]

why not? I do it all the time.

I have a feeling that if it were a right to do so... you'd be a dead man.

 

[Meh]

WeAreInFlames should be shot in the head.

 

[divine_torture]

WeAreInFlames should be shot in the head.

For what? He's right.

 

[Meh]

For what? He's right.

For one, he wouldn't have the balls to come at a dog with a sledgehammer.

Second, my dog would eat him.

And if one succeeded at such a ridiculous act, I'd kill them.

Ah, the powers of castle doctrine.

 

[divine_torture]

For one, he wouldn't have the balls to come at a dog with a sledgehammer.

Second, my dog would eat him.

And if one succeeded at such a ridiculous act, I'd kill them.

Ah, the powers of castle doctrine.

Ah, the inability to grasp the point of his post...

 

[Meh]

The point of his post was that he thinks because someone refuses to shut their mutt up, that he has the right to shut it up.

 

[divine_torture]

His point was merely that it was annoying. Seeing as killing a dog is ILLEGAL, I don't believe he was being serious. Take a shot of Jack and chill out home-slizzle.

 

[False Joe]

But srsly, if your dog is like "lolbark" it should be killed to shit.

But i like dogs.

but cats make less noise.

FUCK.

erm.

just have a chincilla.
they're cool

 

[divine_torture]

I have a son. That's more than enough to take care of. Though I do like bunnies.

 

[Vimana]

I heard having a kid is like having a dog that learns how to talk.

 

[Einherjar86]

Pretty much. And if it barks and cries all fucking night long, just take InFlames' advice and beat it to death with a sledgehammer.

 

[Vimana]

If my baby barks I'm gonna get it checked out.

 

[Einherjar86]

By a doctor or a vet?

 

[Vimana]

Both at the same time.

 

[Einherjar86]

Expensive... I'd just sledgehammer the kid.

 

[Vimana]

Bail is expensive too.