things you hate with a passion

I already stated my hating in the what are you doing moment. But I'll post it here also. I hate it when I'm wearing Converse when it's pouring out, I step in a puddle by accident, and I can't change my socks or shoes. Also, when I have to work like that.

I hate it when I randomly get dizzy at work, and I start twitching a bit.
 
I think he means feeling faint. I get that if I jump out of bed too quickly or something.

My solution was to smash my alarm clock (two of them actually).
 
Imagine how difficult it is when I am able to get head...It's a tough choice. Luckily my gf, as well as every other god damn woman on the planet, doesn't like to. I'm being serious and sarcastic...it sucks.

I'd rather have sex anyday then let my gf give me her abortion of an attempt at oral sex. :ill: The teeth scraping.... *shudders*
 
From the sounds of things I don't really want to be fellated at all. Women who bite penis should have their teeth pulled out and shot into their bare backside.