things you hate with a passion

90% of all Satanists are just church-hating angsty faggots who jump on the bandwagon most opposite Christianity for their own childish attention whoring and shock value.
 
90% of all Satanists are just church-hating angsty faggots who jump on the bandwagon most opposite Christianity for their own childish attention whoring and shock value.

Which is 1/3 of my complaint. I'm tired of people telling me "Hey! I'm a Satanist! Fuck Jesus! Bla bla bla!" I don't care. You probably aren't. It's not a game, it's not to upset mommy and daddy. Ah, fuck it. I'm just getting myself worked up. It's no different than someone who likes Dimmu Borgir and Slipknot and not any other good bands telling you they're a metalhead, ya know?
 
They're being bigger idiots than the very religion they're going against. They're worshiping a mythical being on the grounds that it's badass and evil rather than a less idiotic reason like believing in going to heaven.

It is rather dumb to complain about though. Although I do meet at least one of these guys every time there's a crowd of metalheads at a record store and we have a huge conversation. Typing rants is fun though.
 
For some reason I haven't taken a solid shit in a long time. I've been pretty much pissing out my ass for a while. It uses up so much toilet paper and time.
 
I dont understand truly worshipping Satan at all.

If you believe in God enough that you would actually worship his evil counterpart... why would you want to send yourself to a guaranteed eternal torment in Hell? Do you think just because you praise him that Satan will grant you leniency? Isnt that the whole point of Satan? To decieve you?

Fuck, people make no sense.
 
I dont understand truly worshipping Satan at all.

If you believe in God enough that you would actually worship his evil counterpart... why would you want to send yourself to a guaranteed eternal torment in Hell? Do you think just because you praise him that Satan will grant you leniency? Isnt that the whole point of Satan? To decieve you?

Fuck, people make no sense.

Well, the point of Satanism for a lot of people is a stance against authority. I understand where you're coming from, but most people simply see Lucifer as a symbol of rebellion. There are a great deal of Satanists who don't believe in Lucifer in a physical sense; they merely worship the image of individuality.

That said, I admit that it's kind of ridiculous to call oneself a Satanist simply because he or she believes in individuality. Can't you just say you're an individual? It seems kind of hypocritical to claim to be an individual but adhere to a belief system that countless morons belong to.
 
First of all, I agree. The individualism=Satanism is gay. Second, theistic Satanism does not believe in Satan like you hear bout in the Bible. It's not just inverted Christianity. It has nothing to do with God at all. I don't believe in 'God'. I don't believe Satan is 'God's' enemy. Forget about Christianity. That has nothing to do with Satanism. Lucifer/Satan is the god of enlightenment. This predates any Christian belief system. It's too complex to explain in one post. I don't feel like it anyway.
 
I hate Beth Ditto, and possibly even more so, I hate all the wankers that love & praise her for 'being so out there with her body'. She's MORBIDLY OBESE for fuck's sake. Not 'plus size', FUCKING FAT AS FUCK. This is NOT a good thing.
 
I hate Beth Ditto, and possibly even more so, I hate all the wankers that love & praise her for 'being so out there with her body'. She's MORBIDLY OBESE for fuck's sake. Not 'plus size', FUCKING FAT AS FUCK. This is NOT a good thing.

She was naked on the front of NME or something.

I threw up in my mouth alittle.

I'm fat as fuck, but I don't go around saying "HAI GUIZ, CHECK OUT MY GROTESQUE BODY"
 
Holy shit. Your new sig is really hypnotising.

Back on topic:
I hate spyware. Luckily, I just cleaned my computer of it and now it's fast as hell.
 
I hate this guy who made a troll thread in the Europeans against the world forum. Even from his avatar, I can tell he's the kind of person I hate with a passion. In the end though, he's won the mighty task of annoying random people, so I'm sure people will imply I should bow down to him for such a display of excellence.

post a link please so might enjoy hating him too :lol:
 
That said, I admit that it's kind of ridiculous to call oneself a Satanist simply because he or she believes in individuality. Can't you just say you're an individual? It seems kind of hypocritical to claim to be an individual but adhere to a belief system that countless morons belong to.

That makes even less sense. :lol:

I hate this streak of bad luck I and my family have been on.

In the past two weeks..

My gf's dog got hit by a car.
I partially ripped the bumper off my car and bent a rim.
I hit a deer. (seperate from the other occasion)
My cousin and his gf flipped their suv and it rolled over a hill.
 
That said, I admit that it's kind of ridiculous to call oneself a Satanist simply because he or she believes in individuality. Can't you just say you're an individual? It seems kind of hypocritical to claim to be an individual but adhere to a belief system that countless morons belong to.

this was my hang up too. they all claim to be individuals, however there are strict guidelines they everyone is supposed to follow. with LaVey satanism, you shouldnt do drugs and whatnot. so much for being an individual and doing what you want.

some people just need to be told how to be an individual...
~gR~
 
LRN2DRIVE

:p

The bumper thing was my fault... I was too far in the yard and ran over a cemented into the ground brick covered in high grass. :(

The deer though... was completely unavoidable. Fucker ran into the side of my car and destroyed the fender and busted the headlight.