things you hate with a passion

[skeptik]

Hitler - has only got one ball
Goering - has two but they are small
Himmler - has something sim'lar
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all

 

[MasterOLightning]

I saw Dane Cook in person when I was at school, and I really laughed my ass off. His early stuff is for sure much funnier than the recent material. If he was ripping his entire act off, I didn't know. I don't follow stand-up, but I spent five bucks to see Cook, and I thought it ruled.

 

[Zoidfarb]

all comedians seem funny in person.

 

[Belligerent]

Unless they are totally bombing up there i'd agree.

 

[OrchidForest]

Can't believe you hate snow. When you rip down some slope in waste deep power it feels like you have entered heaven.

 

[Eligos]

I saw Dan Cummins' Comedy Central special one day when I was home sick and it made my day. My sniffly, harldy-able-to-breath, pathetically choak/cough/laughing day.

 

[youdontknowme]

I like him, I think he's pretty funny because I tend to have a similar sense of humor.

Dane Cook is so incredibly annoying. He is also a joke thief.

what a wonderful relationship you two must have....

 

[youdontknowme]

I like him, I think he's pretty funny because I tend to have a similar sense of humor.

Dane Cook is so incredibly annoying. He is also a joke thief.

what a wonderful relationship you two must have....

 

[youdontknowme]

I like him, I think he's pretty funny because I tend to have a similar sense of humor.

Dane Cook is so incredibly annoying. He is also a joke thief.

what a wonderful relationship you two must have....

 

[Zoidfarb]

what a wondeful relationship V5 and cookiecutter must have.

 

[youdontknowme]

they're friends, I'm just busting their balls

 

[Zoidfarb]

look up

 

[Eligos]

look to the left
look to the right

Yep. You're alone in the room. Oh shit.

 

[Zoidfarb]

look everyone! 2 post above me! its my 69th post! lol!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

And already your post count is higher that the number of brain cells in your head.

 

[Zoidfarb]

My ass has more brain cells than you.

 

[Mort Divine]

suck a fucking tailpipe but this time dedicate yourself to it, those fumes will fuck your head up if you don't die

 

[mutantllama]

I remember my brother was talking about this comedian who said something like "have you ever noticed how metal bands have extreme names like Obituary, or Death? I was once in a metal band. But we weren't as extreme, we were called injured"

 

[mutantllama]

Mitch Hedberg ftmfw

Actually I think this guy might be him.

 

[CF87]

there's quality

eddie izzard, robin williams,

Indeed. There's tons of comedians that are funny I can't think of. I don't know about anyone else but when I drive listen to comedians on sirius radio sometimes.

ten times better than comedy central censored bullshit