I really dislike when people use internet humor in real life. I mean, I get it, but damn it, I hate being the only one in the room who gets what the fat nerd is saying.
Also, when I say I follow many Buddhist principles and people go "omg Buddha is your god omg omg." Actually dumbass, when he was added to a pantheon of gods in his life he denied being a god and said something like "I am flesh and blood and I will die some day." Besides, Buddha himself was an Atheist.