Top 5 WORST metal albums of all time...

[Death Aflame]

Hi slowlywerot, you fucking suck and you create stupid fucking threads so either shut the fuck up or leave this fucking forum.

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[General Zaroff]

You are a faggot.

/thread

 

[The Ozzman]

Sonata Arctica? Shit, all their albums should be on this list.

Fucking horrible band.

Ecliptica > Your terrible life

Off yourself.

 

[CF87]

Nile.

 

[Janga666]

GO DIE IN A FIRE

not really, but sonata is amazing.

Ecliptica > Your terrible life

Off yourself.

Fuck, people are touchy when someone voices an opinion on this forum..lol

Seriously, when I listen to ANY Sonata Arctica album I want to gouge out my eardrums with a fucking butcher knife. They are the epitome of ghey/FAIL/whatever.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

Too many threads, I agree, but there is actually a lot of room for discussion (argument) in this thread if we play along.


Yngwie Malmsteen - Attack
Metallica - St. Anger
Dark Tranquility - The Gallery
Meshuggah - Nothing
Slayer - Diabolus in Musica

...& Anything by Down, The Sword or Chimaira

 

[The Ozzman]

Fuck, people are touchy when someone voices an opinion on this forum..lol

Seriously, when I listen to ANY Sonata Arctica album I want to gouge out my eardrums with a fucking butcher knife. They are the epitome of ghey/FAIL/whatever.

People can't detect sarcasm apparently




Oh wait, that was regarding you. My bad. I'll be more subtle next time

 

[Einherjar86]

Dark Tranquility - The Gallery

Who's Dark Tranquility?



Even if you hate this album, it's asinine to place it in a list of the five worst metal records.

 

[Janga666]

People can't detect sarcasm apparently




Oh wait, that was regarding you. My bad. I'll be more subtle next time

You are confusng me... :Smug:

 

[Ultimate_Symphony]

Too many threads, I agree, but there is actually a lot of room for discussion (argument) in this thread if we play along.


Dark Tranquility - The Gallery

This is an odd album to put in this kind of discussion. Even though I don't particularly enjoy it, I fail to see how it could be one of the worst. Why do you hate it so much?

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

This is an odd album to put in this kind of discussion. Even though I don't particularly enjoy it, I fail to see how it could be one of the worst. Why do you hate it so much?

I just hate that album. It has somehow singlehandedly made me never want to check out anything else by DT again, & that's crazy for me because I'm always really open to listen to new stuff, even by bands that have yet to prove themselves to me. I think it sounds like poor man's Bodom/Norther, I don't care which band came first. It's also praised by folks who despise Bodom/Norther, so go figure... It's just tremendously overrated. Technically there are worse metal albums (I know) but the stagnant praise of this album just gets under my skin & always seems to make me relate people who praise it to kids with bad taste. I think "Slaughter of the Soul" is a way better melodic death album & I don't even like that album.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Slayer - Diabolus in Musica

God Hates Us All tbh

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I just hate that album. It has somehow singlehandedly made me never want to check out anything else by DT again, & that's crazy for me because I'm always really open to listen to new stuff, even by bands that have yet to prove themselves to me. I think it sounds like poor man's Bodom/Norther, I don't care which band came first. It's also praised by folks who despise Bodom/Norther, so go figure... It's just tremendously overrated. Technically there are worse metal albums (I know) but the stagnant praise of this album just gets under my skin & always seems to make me relate people who praise it to kids with bad taste. I think "Slaughter of the Soul" is a way better melodic death album & I don't even like that album.

The Gallery is actually well-composed and interesting, though, while Slaughter... is just dumbed down proto-metalcore whatever.

 

[XSASweet]

Too many threads, I agree, but there is actually a lot of room for discussion (argument) in this thread if we play along.


Yngwie Malmsteen - Attack
Metallica - St. Anger
Dark Tranquility - The Gallery
Meshuggah - Nothing
Slayer - Diabolus in Musica

...& Anything by Down, The Sword or Chimaira

I've heard alot of people hate the sword. They aren't bad, what's with the intense amount of hate?

 

[Thoth-Amon]

I've heard alot of people hate the sword. They aren't bad, what's with the intense amount of hate?

maybe they should just change their name to The Axe... that might help.

 

[I-TEND-TO-DIE]

all Metallica Albums after Master of Puppets.

 

[Einherjar86]

I've heard alot of people hate the sword. They aren't bad, what's with the intense amount of hate?

It's because they're hipster metal. I personally enjoy listening to them. They're nothing special, but they're definitely not worth getting all pissed off over.

 

[Einherjar86]

I just hate that album. It has somehow singlehandedly made me never want to check out anything else by DT again, & that's crazy for me because I'm always really open to listen to new stuff, even by bands that have yet to prove themselves to me. I think it sounds like poor man's Bodom/Norther, I don't care which band came first. It's also praised by folks who despise Bodom/Norther, so go figure... It's just tremendously overrated. Technically there are worse metal albums (I know) but the stagnant praise of this album just gets under my skin & always seems to make me relate people who praise it to kids with bad taste. I think "Slaughter of the Soul" is a way better melodic death album & I don't even like that album.

Not to completely support your argument...

...but The Gallery is better than anything Children of Bodom or Norther ever released.

 

[The Ozzman]

It's not better than Follow the Reaper, sorry.

 

[The Butt]

...& Anything by Down, The Sword or Chimaira

Down are great, you cock wrangler. :V

Also, I haven't heard The Gallery, but Bodom (or at least, any Bodom that isn't HCDR) is great, so you guys can also fuck off.