Uncontroversial opinions on metal

[EspaDa]

Promises are for acquaintances and friends. Vows are for spouses. Oaths are for Satan.

What about a person I apologise to in a formal letter? I wrote something like this 'I candidly vow not to let this happen again'.

 

[CiG]

Yeah that's fine.

 

[The Ozzman]

All the shit the native English speakers never think about

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Bells Await was originally a Christmas record, as the rare bootleg scrap of lyrics, "With the High Santa awaiting, candy cane in hand, spilling the pure cranberry sauce" proves, but was turned into the Satanic glam metal opus we know today after Hanneman decided to prove to his mom that it, quote, "wasn't a phase."

 

[EspaDa]

All the shit the native English speakers never think about

Yeah but we, the non-natives, are forced to check out everything in order not to be mocked

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah but we, the non-natives, are forced to check out everything in order not to be mocked

I'm not saying that's bad. It's just that we don't really think about which word to use a lot of the time. They are interchanged frequently though.

 

[Draehl]

Metallica's Kill 'Em All gets better with age.

 

[The Ozzman]

Metallica's Kill 'Em All gets better with age.

True

 

[Draehl]

True

Once upon a time I didn't care for it, but I'd probably place it as their #3 after Puppets and Black. AJFA has done the opposite- was my favorite but gets stale with age. RTL has some of Metallica's best songs (Creeping Death!), but it has a couple filler tracks that drag it down.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Top 20 of all time tbh

Melissa > Don't Break the Oath

 

[Satanstoenail]

Hell Awaits was originally a Christmas record, as the rare bootleg scrap of lyrics, "With the High Santa awaiting, candy cane in hand, spilling the pure cranberry sauce" proves, but was turned into the Satanic glam metal opus we know today after Hanneman decided to prove to his mom that it, quote, "wasn't a phase."

I did a lol

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

heterosexuals should be mocked for allowing humanity to continue

 

[PrincessHades]

Cannibal Corpse is actually good

Tool is not metal and sucks ass

Filosofem is the ultimate black metal album

Nu metal sucks

SOAD and Disturbed are not nu metal

Thrash metal died in the 90s

(None of these are true)

 

[Omni]

heterosexuals should be mocked for allowing humanity to continue

That reminds me that this is an actual thing from NWN.

 

[Krow]

Your bullet belt takes less bullets if you're a vegan, obviously.

I also thought it was kind of funny he was asking if Dream Death was a christian band a while ago like it detracted from them in some way.

 

[PrincessHades]

I must also state that The Who is not metal. They are technically metal but the consensus says otherwise.

 

[PrincessHades]

Once again, nothing to do with consensus, they are not metal by the faintest of technicalities, consensus or not.

Dude im just fucking around. They're kind of a mix between rock, pop, and prog.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

everyone knows they were progressive deathcore

 

[no country for old wainds]

heterosexuals should be mocked for allowing humanity to continue

 

[CiG]

Melissa < Don't Break the Oath

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That reminds me that this is an actual thing from NWN.

I saw that. Cringey stuff.