Video Game Thread (Officially Unofficial)

I generally go with what penny arcade or ctrl alt del say about games. They don't get much for advertising dollars from the major games like advertspot or whorespy (or all other game review sites.)
 
im hoping its not the victim of a tremendously dopey physics engine. every other 3d rendition has sucked. however, since it is cell-shading on a 2d plane it could be awesome. capcom already fucked up once this year on "sengoku basara" and i hope to fuck they dont do it again.
 
Broheim, I'll play it sparingly. I purchased a second copy of NFL 2K5 for myself. Going to start up another season in Franchise mode. :kickass:


Fuck knows where the first copy went. :zombie:



That game kicked so much ass :oops:

Anyways, BlackSite Area 51 looks awesome.
 
I've been blown away by every single snippet of information about GTA4, but the new trailer just takes the cake. Neeeeeeed this game.
 
Dude, fail. Silicone titties covered in oil? Fine in still frames... but in full action, they were completely immobile. Talk about pointless.
 
I've been blown away by every single snippet of information about GTA4, but the new trailer just takes the cake. Neeeeeeed this game.

LOL I was wondering when you were going to start on about this.
When does this shitz come out anyway?
 
LOL I was wondering when you were going to start on about this.
When does this shitz come out anyway?

Predictions predict (how dare they?!) late April, but as early as January isn't out of the question either as apparently the game is finished and is being handed around to ratings groups in each country. Who's to know? Either way, I'm gonna need an Xbox before this badboy goes forth...
 
Dude, fail. Silicone titties covered in oil? Fine in still frames... but in full action, they were completely immobile. Talk about pointless.
Although I agree with your premise, I can't agree with you conclusion. Oiled up breasts are never, I repeat never, pointless. That said...

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Zod
 
^ Agreed.

Also, I've been visiting my Sega Genesis and NES games. So happy.

When I was a kid I always sold a genesis game to afford a new one, which I now know sux bigtime since I only have maybe 25% of the game si've had... And the last one I got using that killer scheme (was great when you were a kid and had no money) was Super Hydlyde, one of the single worst games in history hands down. Suxin!

Luckily I still have the very best video game ever, Might and Magic II: Gates to Another World.