Vilewoman's off-topic random retardation thread.

gnoff said:
You live in Sctland, rihgt

fuck my spelling gets worse with my whisky...

which own?

I'm booking August:D
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Yes, I live in Scotland, Edinburgh to be precise..

August is a busy time, you have to wait about 15 minutes or have a fit at the bar to gain the attention of whoever is serving, but sure!
 
gnoff said:
Have been to Dundee, but that's about it I thin, it's been like 15 years or so also :p
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First time I visited Scotland was in 88. And funnily enough drove past my future husband's house on that trip.

The Scots changed a lot in that time :) Dundee ain't the prettiest place, although they are working on it. It's got quite a high proportion of deprived households, and the North of Scotland is still somewhat in the grip of the Kirk, but it is nice.

What's with the overactive brain?
 
Bates said:
Was it found in the microwave?
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If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!

Xurek said:
It's my b-day!
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Happy Birfday Sammers!!

@ Gnoff and Maria, hahhahaahhaha j00 can't spell whiskey!!!!
Thanks for the giggles too, lovely retard conversation you two had in my absence :)
Basically I was laughing at your spell checker and your issues with quoting!
 
Vilewoman said:
If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!
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Too right. If you are running for the post I would vote for you. Daffodils depress me. They are such vain, ugly flowers that poke their ugly heads at the moment when my inverse SAD kicks in... Yeah I get the summer blues.

Vilewoman said:
@ Gnoff and Maria, hahhahaahhaha j00 can't spell whiskey!!!!
Thanks for the giggles too, lovely retard conversation you two had in my absence :)
Basically I was laughing at your spell checker and your issues with quoting!
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Alright, get down to Edinburgh and tell me that again in the carpark if you are woman enough! Just as well I have two spare beds :) But only one toilet...Bad plan for hungover day.
 
I will not only tell you that in the carpark, I will tell you that on the train, in the airport and someother important place who's name I cannot think of atm.
So get rid of the other bed and get another toilet ;)

retard conversations!! :devil: :heh:
 
gnoff said:
Whisky aint made of corn :p
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You guys cannot transcribe. Uisge obviously has to become whisky, no need to add another e. As well as being a handy way of spotting the real deal. (hides from the wrath of the Rhonda)

Although I have been known to sip the odd whiskey once in a blue moon. Mixed with stuff of course. It is a sin to add anything to a good honest Scottish single malt.

And asking for a "long knob (creek)" in a bar is always fun
 
Spanish_Lass said:
You guys cannot transcribe. Uisge obviously has to become whisky, no need to add another e. As well as being a handy way of spotting the real deal. (hides from the wrath of the Rhonda)

Although I have been known to sip the odd whiskey once in a blue moon. Mixed with stuff of course. It is a sin to add anything to a good honest Scottish single malt.

And asking for a "long knob (creek)" in a bar is always fun
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well I do tend to add a bit of water to my single malts, just few drops to mellow it out and getting those nice oils going :)
 
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