Vilewoman's off-topic random retardation thread.

[gnoff]

My mates got a bulgarian missus.
He's basically learned "Two beers please" and "yes"
so the only important things

Me Czech after 5 visist:

beer
small (to have smaller beers)
thank you
you're welcome
light (as in light colored beer)
dark (as in dark colored beer)


the amount/number of beers I just show with fingers, which beer I just point


Ah, going back in May for 7 wonderful drunkish days!
Praha, then Brno, then Praha once more
Also they've got a beer festival in Praha when we're there, yay Wasn't in the plans, but it is now

 

[Shadow77]

Me Czech after 5 visist:

beer
small (to have smaller beers)
thank you
you're welcome
light (as in light colored beer)
dark (as in dark colored beer)


the amount/number of beers I just show with fingers, which beer I just point


Ah, going back in May for 7 wonderful drunkish days!
Praha, then Brno, then Praha once more
Also they've got a beer festival in Praha when we're there, yay Wasn't in the plans, but it is now

Ah reminds me of new years eve when me and my roomie tried to make Jager Bombs....note to self 750ml SHOULD make more then 2 drinks a piece....

 

[gnoff]

I'll have to remember that I usually just hop round in a circle with my legs crossed whimpering...

should work too

 

[gnoff]

Ah reminds me of new years eve when me and my roomie tried to make Jager Bombs....note to self 750ml SHOULD make more then 2 drinks a piece....

haha

 

[Spanish_Lass]

I'm not understanding you


fat - no problem

ugly - no problem

kids - are their yours or is the father around? no? - no problem

You are lowering standards a bit too dramatically I think.

Although I did too at one point, then I realised it was playing against me.

 

[Spanish_Lass]

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/narke-kaggen-stormaktsporter/58057/32615/

*Lass is disappointed*

I guess the chances of finding this in my local off-license are somewhat slim. Am I going to have to travel to Sweden to try this?

 

[Spanish_Lass]

2am and I come home from work to my neighbors cows in my front yard.....dont cows ever sleep?

They are awake conspiring to take over the world and have your guts as udder tassels. They will then have a burlescow show and serve manburgers with cheese.

 

[Shadow77]

They are awake conspiring to take over the world and have your guts as udder tassels. They will then have a burlescow show and serve manburgers with cheese.

*gasp* CARNIVOROUS COWS!!!!!!!!! Damn I am fucked theres like 300 head across the street from my house....

 

[gnoff]

*Lass is disappointed*

I guess the chances of finding this in my local off-license are somewhat slim. Am I going to have to travel to Sweden to try this?

Not only do you need to go to Sweden, you also need to find the right place, convince them you're worthy and pay a shit load of money for it

 

[DamageInc.]

Ah the good old times at WOA 2003 when I was learning my German useful phrases, such as (spelling?) "hast du haare an dein Muschi? Ich hab kein haare an meine Glocken"

hahahahahahah.... dude.... that is so fucked up...

did ever said that to a german girl / Woman and got sex outta the deal? or something else than a kick in the balls? let me know Im curious now

 

[gnoff]

hahahahahahah.... dude.... that is so fucked up...

did ever said that to a german girl / Woman and got sex outta the deal? or something else than a kick in the balls? let me know Im curious now

No sex, no kick in the balls, though a few good laughs and one looki

 

[gnoff]

You are lowering standards a bit too dramatically I think.

Although I did too at one point, then I realised it was playing against me.

I think this would require a long explanation on my part that I can't find the time for atm while at work

But in short, I was trying to display some sort of hint towards
"don't judge ppl before you get to know them and above all don't judge ppl from their looks and general appearance"

Of any ppl, I think metal ppl should know this

 

[Vilewoman]

Wow!! Other girls have to actually lift their shirt for free beers??????
They are doing it wrong
I hardly ever pay for drinks....and Alex is the only person that ever sees my boobs, but he's not the only one buying! muahahhahaahah

And hey! Fat girls need love too

 

[False Joe]

And hey! Fat girls need love too

That's why fat guys like me exist

 

[Vilewoman]

Two skinny people...bone grinding.
Two fat people, mission impossible
Fat person and a skinny person...
Perfect!!!
Good thing Alex is skinny, tehehe

 

[Shadow77]

Wow!! Other girls have to actually lift their shirt for free beers??????
They are doing it wrong
I hardly ever pay for drinks....and Alex is the only person that ever sees my boobs, but he's not the only one buying! muahahhahaahah

And hey! Fat girls need love too

It was when I was younger dangit!!!

Now its " Hey Kris you buy me this bottle of Jager I'll give ya extra to get what you want."

on the thing of looks though reminds me of somethin at work today....I get alot of crap for havin tattoos and such....and my roomie said somethin that made me blush...someone was goin on bout how I must be a hardcore badass and what not and my roomie was like you would be surprised..even her dogs walk all over her because she is so kind and gentle...and now back to my beer.

 

[Vilewoman]

Meh I am 33 and still not paying for drinks
Of course I do have big boobs, they stick out without me lifting my shirt.
I also look like I am in my mid 20's

 

[Shadow77]

32..and I always end up buying the drinks...but I think its cuz he never has money

 

[Vilewoman]

I don't need a lot to get drunk, so I am a cheap date.
Even more so that other people buy me drinks.
Works for him, he has more money for more beer for himself, tehehe.

 

[Shadow77]

God I wish I was a cheap drunk...but to his credit he did sell his favorite guitar(which i am tryng to track down and buy back) so we could go to that AA show.