I said it was a private joke for Spanish speakers, I'll translate.
Its a joke about Real Madrid being overpaid losers who spend all their time hanging out in cool nightspots posing for paparazzi. SEUR is a delivery service that guarantees pickup after 8 pm and delivery before 8am on the next day, anywyere in Europe.
Package also means "loser" in Spanish
To be wrapped, or well lined, also means to be loaded.
Real Madrid players got a rap for being out until the morning before important games and not performing well on the pitch. Hence they are nicknamed "the SEUR team"
And you thought you had overdone the drink... I honestly cannot explain the Pink Elephant stuck to the ceiling of your room as a play on words.