Vilewoman's off-topic random retardation thread.
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Shadow77
Member
I want good beer...I have to settle for imports though. Sad though when i have to choose between Marlboros or Heineken...think I will wish for cheaper smokes to.
And he is a good man...I love him like a little brother.
And he is a good man...I love him like a little brother.
Spanish_Lass
Dahar Mistress
I think this would require a long explanation on my part that I can't find the time for atm while at work
But in short, I was trying to display some sort of hint towards
"don't judge ppl before you get to know them and above all don't judge ppl from their looks and general appearance"
Of any ppl, I think metal ppl should know this
Oh, that's very true, I have been guilty of holding "insta grudges" with people, maybe because if they are girls and wear too much makeup, or if they have an essex accent kinda thing, but that refers to complete strangers who pushed me out of the way to order their damn bacardi breezers at the bar.
When meeting a prospective partner/friend it's different. Being a metaller when I am introduced to someone looks is the last thing I consider. Being a bit of an animal I smell their bums first.
I should have said people often get the wrong first impression of me.But what I did mean about lowering your expectations too drastically is don't ever send desperate signs. Be open minded, sure, but don't be desperate because you will realise you sold yourself short to someone who treats you like crap. Took me 3 years to realise. And then I had to change my phone number.
Spanish_Lass
Dahar Mistress
Not only do you need to go to Sweden, you also need to find the right place, convince them you're worthy and pay a shit load of money for it
Coming to think of it--- I have an idea...
Wow!! Other girls have to actually lift their shirt for free beers??????
They are doing it wrong
Dammit, would that not work? I already promised my firstborn to the last person who got me a bottle of Txakoli wine, so no boobies and no babies accepted as credit? What is the world coming to?
Spanish_Lass
Dahar Mistress
Mmmm you look ten years younger than you are and you have big perky boobs.. I would be careful. Otherwise someone may come looking for your blood to bathe in and get your looks. I think the virginity issue would be irrelevant. (Try finding a virgin in this day and age, you may succeed but they hardly have any blood in them)
gnoff
Member
I tell you what, show up in Göteborg and I'll take you to a place that sell it and since I'm with you you'll be able to buy it
Bates
Swamp Yankee
That's why I make my own smokes, these days. I'm telling you, moonshining tobacco isn't far off.
gnoff
Member
Im so happy to live in Beer-Country... we have so many good beers its even hard to choose when we go buy
Shadow77
Member
That's why I make my own smokes, these days. I'm telling you, moonshining tobacco isn't far off.
Ok I gotta ask...how do you do that....
Shadow77
Member
Brew it yourself!
It's not very hard
I have thought about that...but I cant even make macaroni and cheese without fuckin somethin up...dont even want to think of what I could do to beer...
Spanish_Lass
Dahar Mistress
Im a-bottling today!!!
Washing and sterilising all those bottles is a royal pain in the arse though, the brewing itself was relatively simple.
I liked giving myself a CO2 whiff from the tun earlier on. I like the way it makes the inside of your nose itch and your eyes water. Whenever I visit a whisky distillery I am always opening the little hatches and smelling the fermentation. On an industrial scale it hits you like a hammer.
Rofl, I am in Germany...I had better start being more careful!
Then again they would need to get past Alex, my boobs are his "funbags"
gnoff
Member
The first time is the hardest.
Now each time you're finished with a bottle, just rinse it well, leave it with water over night and turn upsidedown after to dry.
Store upsidedown until you have enough to fill your oven, load it in there, get the temp up to about 130 C and then leave for another 20 to 30 minutes, turn off and let cool down.
Sanitized bottles ready for use
Store once more upside down or with aluminium foil over top.
Bates
Swamp Yankee
Easymode answering...
Machine
http://www.cigarettetobacco.com/product_info.php?cPath=105&products_id=312
Tubes
http://www.cigarettetobacco.com/product_info.php?cPath=60_101&products_id=67
Marlboro type tobacco
http://www.smoke-n-chew.com/product_info.php?cPath=1_7&products_id=53
The one I prefer
http://www.smoke-n-chew.com/product_info.php?cPath=1_11&products_id=65
Don't mind the "pipe tobacco" thing. April 1st, the federal tax on cigarette tobacco went from ~$1.50/lb to ~$24/lb... but pipe tobacco went from ~$1.25/lb to ~$3/lb.
Best advice would be to find a local tobacconist... I'm sure they still have those in Texas.
Purple Haze
Left To Rot
Shadow77
Member
Easymode answering...
Machine
http://www.cigarettetobacco.com/product_info.php?cPath=105&products_id=312
Tubes
http://www.cigarettetobacco.com/product_info.php?cPath=60_101&products_id=67
Marlboro type tobacco
http://www.smoke-n-chew.com/product_info.php?cPath=1_7&products_id=53
The one I prefer
http://www.smoke-n-chew.com/product_info.php?cPath=1_11&products_id=65
Don't mind the "pipe tobacco" thing. April 1st, the federal tax on cigarette tobacco went from ~$1.50/lb to ~$24/lb... but pipe tobacco went from ~$1.25/lb to ~$3/lb.
Best advice would be to find a local tobacconist... I'm sure they still have those in Texas.
Oh yes I know right where I am goin payday..had been thinkin bou t rollin my own...but yeah I remember all the looks rollin in the break room at work...
gnoff
Member
Man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I seem to have a strawberry in my rectum!"
Doctor says "I've got some cream for that."
Doctor says "I've got some cream for that."
gnoff
Member
we had about 24 C today, which makes it 30 C in my apartment at the time I get home late from work, meaning I'll have a hard time sleeping
damn heat, I need to move someplace colder
damn heat, I need to move someplace colder
