What Do You Get The Boyfriend for His 21st?

[Jace_Mereel]

Yeah, Nick turns 21 July 10th and I have no flibbin' idea what to get him. Plus, I don't have much money. So ladies and gents, what do you think I should get the lad?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Anal.

 

[Metal head87]

Mouth favors, lap dances and stripping. Just don't cheap out on the woman you hire to do all this

 

[deathstrike from hell]

Anal.

Max is clearly the winnar of the thr3ad

 

[RedKef]

I know nothing about your boyfriend. What does he like? As a guy, he'd probably like an all-nighter just fine. I know I would.

 

[Calamitas1786]

She said the word "flibbin", so I doubt anal is anywhere on her list.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Really now, you should know him best. As a "lad" anyone here would venture something sexual. Head would be your best bet in that department. It's like a vagina with a little worker inside.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

I cannot expand or find any way to make these answers better. So I will just agree with all of the above.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Well sex is kinda out of the question. I'm old fashioned and keep that kind of thing for marriage...

He loves metal, got me into it. Loves antique, well-made stuff, cowboy stuffs. But I'd like to get him something more unique for his 21st. I've gotten him cd's, belt buckles, tools, etc before and I'm stumped on a creative take for a gift.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

lol

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Get him a prostitute.

 

[Lord Foul]

Any good Catholic girl will tell you that anal doesn't count as premarital sex.

 

[Söy]

get him a civil war musket w/ bayonet

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

get him a civil war musket w/ bayonet

For anal?

 

[DominaLunaris]

lol
urmm.. but no seriously. how 'bout you just dedicating a day inwhich he does something he likes but u r not neccesserily into (with you paying). e.g... err... fishing. and you rent the boat and buy the bait or something. or.. camping and you rent the... whatever. i'm not outdoorsy.

or or... rent a car! and drive the fuck around all day make it a road trip thingy. i'd love that. maybe u can invite some of his buds along and make a weekend of it?

no anal included

 

[Chromatose]

a RealDoll™

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

wait, NO SEX?????? whaaaaaaaaaa??????


then give him the gift he obviously has been wanting from you for a while now.

 

[EricT]

a RealDoll™

Nah, its his 21st birthday, he needs the Cyborgasmatrix™.

 

[Karmic]

you can do some sort of exotic stripdance for him, removing article by article until it's only a cowboy hat covering your penis





that or a paper shredder!

 

[The River Dragon]

Give him a painting or something...