What do you think the new lyrics will be like?

[Fenrisúlfr]

Ten wing-tipped feet
Walk the carpeted ground
With rhythm these
Five executives march

No matter how much
The interns complain
The deadlines shall be met
with much coffee

I'd like to see Scott Adams (maker of Dilbert) make a viking-themed strip...

 

[Beave]

RAM to My Memory

 

[waif]

Predictions of Meetings
Asaboss
As long as the copier prints
An Ancient Sign Of Coming Reorg
Without Coffee
Down The Elevator Of Layoffs
For The Staples In Our Backs

 

[False Joe]

Once Sent from the Break Room

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

I sent the link to this thread to Scott Adams himself; keep an eye on his comic-strip for Vikings, Chuck Norris, and vagabond stapler-wielding interns!

 

[Phelice]

The Beheading of a chief.
Once sealed in ink.
The mighty doors of the staff manager's office.
Wage increase arise.

And because we all need holidays from time to time:
The arrival of the hope-for-winter-with-christmas-bonus.
Pursuit of hiking tourists.

 

[In Aeternum]

Well, we now have a few song titles for the new album:

Guardians Of Asgaard
Live For The Kill
Tattered Banners And Bloody Flags

\m/

 

[False Joe]

Sounds awesome.

Live for the Kill sounds abit more the throat that most of their titles. Hopefully should be great. CANT FUCKING WAITTTTT.

 

[waif]

"abit more the throat"
You fucking English wanker. Does that mean anything?

 

[False Joe]

I meant:

Abit more to the throat.
You know, rather simple compared to most of their song titles

 

[waif]

I repeat my previous comment: you wankers don't speak English.
"more to the throat?"
And besides...Arson? Pretty simple there...Ride for vengeance? Victorious march? Fairly simple song titles...

 

[False Joe]

Yeah, but they're more elaborate and fancy sounding. Using words like Vengeance and Victorious.

Wouldn't sound as good if it was "Ride because that other blokes pissed your off abit".