What do you think the new lyrics will be like?

[False Joe]

The production on The Crusher isn't even that rough, you pussy. Versus the World is pretty rough, but not the first 3.

You call me a pussy then say Vs the World is rough

 

[EmeticGore]

Bleed For Ancient Gods and Bastards Of A Lying Breed. Who can get bored with those riffs?

 

[waif]

You call me a pussy then say Vs the World is rough

It is. It's by far their rawest album.

 

[False Joe]

It is. It's by far their rawest album.

Hell no.

I struggle to listen to OSFTGH because of the rawness. Vs the World is like putting cottons buds into your ears.

 

[Celtik Militia]

I don't understand how anyone can say any AA album is raw..

I personnally would prefer they go back to the more violent (and still emotional) times in their music.. like OSFTGH.. Ride for Vengeance... epic!

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Maybe Dilbert-inspired lyrics:

incompetent management: br00tal

 

[False Joe]

I can just hear Johann growling about going to stationary cupboard just for there to be no paperclips.

Fucking metal.

 

[waif]

Hell no.

I struggle to listen to OSFTGH because of the rawness. Vs the World is like putting cottons buds into your ears.

Is there something wrong with your copy of that album? Because on mine everything sounds pretty clear. On VtW, it's far, far rawer. Way less fidelity.

I can just hear Johann growling about going to stationary cupboard just for there to be no paperclips.

Fucking metal.

We arrived at the supply cabinet
With staplers at our sides
We opened wide the mighty doors
And reached deep inside

No paper clips within this place
We had to turn back
The secretary ordered more
But they would not arrive in time!!!!

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

ROFL; nice one.

Now my pointy-haired boss
Vengeance will belong to me
A year has gone by
Now my pointy-haired boss
It's your turn to die
It's your turn to die!
Die!
To die!
Die, die!
Die, die!
Die, die, die, die, die!

The stapler cuts through his throat
His body tumbles to the ground
The stapled body lays gently down
Down to sleep in a pool of blood

 

[False Joe]

And the soon the work will cease to be.
Fate of Interns
With Google on our Side

 

[Vegetarian]

As Long as the Work-man Tries
Where Work Seems to Dwell
Boss, His Son, and Company Whore
Once Sent from the Cafeteria Hall
Once Sealed in Saliva
Death in Paperwork
Risen from the Desk
Coworkers of a Lying Breed
Masters of Paperwork
Work for Ancient CEO

 

[Gazza]

for the stabwounds in your flaps


i remember saying that to Vaughan when we went to Sydney...he was in hysterics


lol @ the fate of interns and with google on our side

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Coworkers of a Lying Breed - especially in the marketing department! LOL

 

[False Joe]

Once Sealed in Saliva

I SENT!
BEFORE THE LAST POST COLLECTION!
SOME MAIL!
ONCE SEALED, IN SPIT!

 

[Phelice]

I can see all of us rolling over teh floor laughing if the lyrics would mention (maybe only hidden) some of the badass nonsense posted here ^^

 

[False Joe]

I think it would be an awesome nod to the barely respectable people that frequent this forum

Like a hidden track involving chuck norris and dinosaurs.

 

[Vegetarian]

I think it would be an awesome nod to the barely respectable people that frequent this forum

Like a hidden track involving chuck norris and dinosaurs.

Maybe Chuck Norris riding a Dinosaur trying to prevent the Armageddon.

 

[False Joe]

Maybe Chuck Norris riding a Dinosaur trying to prevent the Armageddon.

The Emo Armageddon

 

[Vegetarian]

The Emo Armageddon

Yes. And flaming eyeliner falls from the sky in the later stages of the Armageddon.

 

[Tyra]

My fave is still that one that someone posted after a concert, where he couldn't understand which song his drunken mate was on about. Something called Proscutto Vikings, like the sausage. Turns out it was Pursiut of Vikings.