Will do.
Here's a quick synopsis based on the eBay purchase I made from the guy at Far East DVD...
"Twenty minutes into Takashi Miike's latest, visceral opus Ichi the Killer, I had to stop the film in fear of going mad from the mayhem I was witnessing. A violent opera of sadism filled with mutilated yakuza, masochistic prostitutes, and innocent victims caught up in a swath of incendiary revenge, Ichi the Killer is nothing short of a masterpiece -- and a challenging one."
Possibly the same way that John Woo used to be able to turn his gun blazed madness into a choreographed operatic dance. You know, before he came to Hollywood and turned to shit.