Which way do you wipe your ass?

[Orion Crystal Ice]

When I was a small OCI I recall noticing that our dog never shat in the same manner as I and instead frolicked about the yard defecating only among the leaves and grass. So one day I tried it a few times. I don't remember what happened but I never did it again. Why do the elders want to exile and punish those of us who are "different"?

 

[cavegirl]

Myself and three other people took shits in the Physics/IT teachers desk draw on the last day of school because he was a paedophile. Three years after leaving said school, he was arrested for having sex with an underage girl, so I feel no guilt about said shit.

 

[Belligerent]

@chicks shitting on teachers desks.

 

[cavegirl]

@chicks shitting on teachers desks.

To be fair it was IN the drawer not the on the desk

Took him half an hour to discover it...

 

[arg]

that could be fun to watch

 

[False Joe]

That's insane.
Girls don't poop.

 

[cavegirl]

Oh my god! Girls shit! Stop the press!

 

[Ross]

I took a shit in a moving car once. Me and my friends were on our way to wacken and going down the autobahn there were no stops. Eventually i couldn't hold it in and i shat in a plastic bag. We threw it out the window afterwards

 

[cookiecutter]

My high school had a mysterious individual known as the "phantom pooper" who would shit in various places throughout the school. I think he was eventually found out but it was pretty funny/disgusting while it was happening.

 

[mutantllama]

It was Zeph wasn't it?

 

[Dak]

There was a phantom shitter at Al Asad Iraq in Summer 2006. They were shitting in the porta-shitters but they were smearing it all over the walls on the inside. Pretty disgusting, glad I never happened into one of the "attacked" ones.

 

[Onder]

There was a phantom shitter in an economics school here in Prague that soon did his work all over the Prague, he was called the Lord of the Shits (signing himself L.H. - with shit). He always took a lot of shit in his bag and then spread it all over the toilet or some public place signing his works L.H. Lord of the fucking shit.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

that could be fun to eat

fixed it for you.

 

[arg]

:zombie:

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

 

[DarkBliss]

Yup, this thread is on the roll alright. A tri-fold ten-pages long one, and still going. Never thought that a thread about wiping feces would last so much time. A shitstorm indeed.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

bump

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

the only page on the entire Internet where a paragraph starts with "There was a phantom shitter," two postings in a row.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I just had a good one-wiper. Actually, most of my shits are one wipers.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

no, wet the paper...and your eyes will be opened.



Your butt is disgusting.