Which way do you wipe your ass?

[False Joe]

That was weird.

Got some stomach pains, went to the shitter and unleashed pure fucking anal devastation. One normal shit, and then arse piss. Brown fucking waterfalls. Looked down, it was like poop grenade. 3 wipes later I'm clean. I was rather confused.

 

[Belligerent]

went to the shitter and unleashed pure fucking anal devastation.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I hate this thread so much.

 

[Valerie]

Shit thread.

 

[seedofvengeance]

lulz

 

[mutantllama]

I see what she did there.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I love when you think you have a massive shit, you sit down, get ready for the kerplunk. and it's just a huge fart. so awesome!

 

[mutantllama]

I hate it when I feel a shit in my ass, but when I go on the toilet it never comes out.


*edit* A while ago we put our dog to sleep because he was constipated.

It was a shitty week for me. My dad quit his job, and a week before my dog died, my grandma died. S

 

[audiophileguy]

I don't wipe, but I don't need to cause I always use the Slater method of shitting.

 

[Belligerent]

im speechless

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

that is fucking awesome!

 

[Vitor]

I had this argument a few days ago with some people so i'd like to see what everyone here has to say about this.
(directed at the dudes here but women can answer too)

After your done dropping a deuce do you stand up COMPLETELY and then wipe?
OR
stay seated on the bowl (hovering) and then wipe?

where is the option from left to right ???

@audiophileguy:

 

[seedofvengeance]

If you never commit suicide, I will consider this world a failure.

 

[Vitor]

If you never commit suicide, I will consider this world a failure.

THE FUCK???



commit or try to?

sorry. i'm not a mirror. but you are wellcome anyway

 

[seedofvengeance]

Commit... At least you'll succeed at something.

 

[Vitor]

Commit... At least you'll succeed at something.

or not.

btw, your nick made me remember a name of an old mexican soap opera

 

[seedofvengeance]

Fantastic.

 

[Vitor]

terrific

 

[cookiecutter]

I love when you think you have a massive shit, you sit down, get ready for the kerplunk. and it's just a huge fart. so awesome!

Is this something that only happens to fat people?

 

[General Zaroff]

What a shitty thread this is. Pun fucking intended.