Which way do you wipe your ass?

[seedofvengeance]

Is this something that only happens to fat people?

You're making a generalization about my people that I don't appreciate, sir.

 

[Ender Rises]

I do that all the time and I'm about as far from fat as you can get and not be anorexic.

 

[False Joe]

I never do it, and I'm as fat as you can get and not be obese.
Well.
Morbidly so.

 

[PowerSpirit]

LOL @ the thread title. How the hell do people come up with these things.

 

[mutantllama]

Dude, you have the same avatar as that other dude.


Anyways, this morning I released a bunch of huge shits. I feel like I was having a shit baby. I then went to wipe, took a look in the bowl, and didn't see anything. Ghost shit.

 

[PowerSpirit]

Dude, you have the same avatar as that other dude.


Anyways, this morning I released a bunch of huge shits. I feel like I was having a shit baby. I then went to wipe, took a look in the bowl, and didn't see anything. Ghost shit.

What dude? It's a Sonata Arctica album cover between, amazing band if you can get into them. I've been absent from this board for a year between, not gonna say why of course . Your avatar looks like a mexican version of Barrack Obama.

 

[mutantllama]

hail satan

 

[The Butt]

hail satan

I sometimes say this to grade niners as I walk by them in the halls. :V

 

[cookiecutter]

Oh man you're so cool

 

[Hippy Dippy Weatherman]

To get back on topic...I do both.

 

[Deicidal]

You're making a generalization about my people that I don't appreciate, sir.

I agree!! Those damn Shapeists. CAN'T WE JUST LIVE OUR LIVES WITHOUT BEING DISCRIMINATED BECAUSE OF SHAPE!! WAAAAHHHH

 

[The Butt]

Oh man you're so cool

i thought so

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I took two wicked craps tonight. must have been because of the brats

 

[Alteredmindeath]

i use corn on the cob.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

old story, but I wiped my ass with a corn leaf and my fingers tore through and I got shit all over them. It was bad stuff.

 

[Belligerent]

disgusting but hilarious Krig
Come to think of it i'll pretty much shit anywhere. When i was paintballing i hid and dropped a deuce on the playing field and just last week i took a massive dump behind a black apartment complex at work.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

wtf is fucking wrong with you

 

[Belligerent]

When you gotta go you gotta go.

 

[False Joe]

The only really weird place I shit, and it's only because I was so close.
Back in my old house, there was this massive tree in the front garden. I was playing out there and realised I needed a shit. So instead of going inside, I took a shit on the tree. Before I did it I was like "I probably shouldn't poop this way, my parents will see" so I turned around and shit on the other side. So I was facing the street while I shat
I have the best logic ever.

 

[mutantllama]

I remember the other day I took a nice shit, then so then I got up, reached towards the toilet paper roll, and there wasn't any. So then I went around the bathroom looking for some. I couldn't find any. So then I went down to the bathroom downstairs. Remember now, I have a shitty ass. But I found some.