Worst metal band name ever

[skeptik]

You think everyone that's not you is sexually frustrated (which you are).

 

[Susperia]

How am I sexually frustrated, oh great Dr. Matthew?

 

[Killbot]

Misanthropic nemesis Upon the Bloody Altar of Ragnarok... but they don't count because they are a joke.
Seriously though, Strapping Young Lad. I didn't listen to them for about a year after first hearing about them based purely on their name.

 

[~Neurotica]

Rob Zombie
36 Crazy Fists
##### (russian band name, I still dunno how to pronounce it)

 

[Helspyre]

Edguy

 

[TylerTheNuke]

I actually like some of those names. Strapping young Lad, as I lay dying, umm, I guess thats it.

aaarghh
arrowz
Artery Eruption
An erotic Funeral
Anal Blasphemy
Abstracta
Abwhore
Acid Enema
Angel Negro
Angertea
Alien on my mind
ArcLite

 

[Mort Divine]

AAAAARGH! Bloody 2-Handed Chainaxe Blow

 

[MasterOLightning]

Y Knot (the band some guy was spamming a few days ago)
The 69 Eyes
Misantropical Painforest

and most of these...
http://www.metal-archives.com/search.php?string=goat&type=band&sourceid=Mozilla-search

Although some are so bad, they're awesome, such as The Unspeakable Cult ov Goatpenis, and Goregoat 3007. Too many to pick actually.

3D House of Beef is also so bad that it's good.

 

[Seasonreaper]

Grandmother Is Dead
Shamelady
Sinai Beach

Leaves' Eyes is kinda random too...

 

[Alongside Death]

Evil Darkness, that name sounds kind of stupid to me.

 

[Susperia]

Grandmother Is Dead
Shamelady
Sinai Beach

Leaves' Eyes is kinda random too...

I think Leaves' Eyes is a beautiful name. Though you're right it doesn't make sense.

 

[Ender Rises]

I second Strapping Young Lad, Megadeth, and Metallica as well as all the shitty power bands.
I add In Flames, Shadows Fall, and Lamb of God

 

[cookiecutter]

I would like to add Gruesome Stuff Relish

 

[~Neurotica]

I second Strapping Young Lad, Megadeth, and Metallica as well as all the shitty power bands.
I add In Flames, Shadows Fall, and Lamb of God

I would have to kill you after that words...


But I agree

the name's really stupid :Smug:

 

[Ender Rises]

I would have to kill you after that words...
But I agree

the name's really stupid :Smug:

They kick major assloads of assy ass but the name is a little corny.

 

[Helspyre]

I second Strapping Young Lad, Megadeth, and Metallica as well as all the shitty power bands.
I add In Flames, Shadows Fall, and Lamb of God

Are you saying

a) all power metal bands are shitty
b) all power metal bands have shitty names
c) all power metal bands are shitty AND have shitty names
d) all power metal bands that are shitty also have shitty names
or
e) I don't know what I'm saying.

?

 

[~Neurotica]

They kick major assloads of assy ass but the name is a little corny.

Eehh, now I feel better...

 

[Ender Rises]

Are you saying

a) all power metal bands are shitty
b) all power metal bands have shitty names
c) all power metal bands are shitty AND have shitty names
c) all power metal bands that are shitty also have shitty names
or
d) I don't know what I'm saying.

?

I'll take D and ask you to review your alphabet
I am not qualified to give an opinion on power metal bands' quality, but the names are quite shitty. I'll take B

 

[Helspyre]

I'll take D and ask you to review your alphabet
I am not qualified to give an opinion on power metal bands' quality, but the names are quite shitty. I'll take B

Oops...i threw one in at the last minute.

Edited.

 

[King Richard]

How can you knock on the name Metallica. It's like the most metal band name ever. It even sounds badass.