Worst metal you've ever heard?

[Wires & Waves]

i got so fuckin wasted last night mate

 

[Carcassian]

Not enough, your lungs didnt collapse.

 

[Astrum]

i got so fuckin wasted last night mate

aye

 

[CF87]

I was so fucking wasted last night it was like FUCK.

 

[Carcassian]

I had to get up at 1am, 4am and 530am last night.

FUCKING FUCK I'M TIRED.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

Not enough, your lungs didnt collapse.

 

[Cuiden-A-Los-Ninos]

Cradle Of Filth, Slipknot, Children Of Bodom.

 

[DarkBliss]

on topic: Akercocke,Crimson Massacre, Obituary

 

[dill_the_devil]

I think some people in this thread are getting confused between 'overrated metal' and 'worst metal ever'. Do I need to post the CAD samples again?

 

[DarkBliss]

I think some people in this thread are getting confused between 'overrated metal' and 'worst metal ever'. Do I need to post the CAD samples again?

Please do

As for worst ever I could namedrop some random generic deathgrind act I've heard one or two songs from, but that would be unfair since I'm not a fan of the genre as a whole,so I just went for the popular picks on these boards, anyway.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Okay then - here's 'Solitude' from Czechoslovakian grindcore band CAD's first (and, hopefully, only) album, Deadnation:

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=EF2E7624421D7B28

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

The Unholy. Heard em on a Nightfall Records compilation. Sounds like Mortician mixed with Eyehategod with guest vocals by the guy from Slough Feg. Just doesn't work together at all; horrible.

Obituary

Fuck you

 

[DarkBliss]

Me:
Obituary

Fuck you

Haha, that's alright mate,musically they're not that bad I would have liked them better without Tardy's vocals. I imagine that Mortician, Six Feet Under and the myriad of generic bedroom BM projects are a thousand times worse, but given I haven't listened to them enough to comment on their quality I was just mentioning bands I tried to like but could never learn to appreciate. Bands like Wormed, Cryptopsy,Solefald Master, Magus,Mayhem, Dark Funeral(yea, I know, grow some fucking balls you, retard, nah ) would also be in my "never cared for" pile

 

[DarkBliss]

I like apples

Fuck you, retard. Apples are fucking gay. Eat pomegranates, you fag

You're the fag. Pomegranates suck donkey balls

There is nothing as refreshing as an intelligent discourse of this sort, heh:Smokin:

 

[Gorva]

Okay then - here's 'Solitude' from Czechoslovakian grindcore band CAD's first (and, hopefully, only) album, Deadnation:

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=EF2E7624421D7B28

Holy shit that's comedy.

 

[dill_the_devil]

See? Thread over, I won.

 

[Satanstoenail]

musically they're not that bad I would have liked them better without Tardy's vocals

Die screaming with sharp things in your head.

 

[DarkBliss]

Die screaming with sharp things in your head.

I can't stand his vocals. End debate

edit: cool name for a generic DM band, though

 

[Satanstoenail]

I can't stand his vocals. End debate

Dang. You've got me over a barrel there.

 

[cookiecutter]

I also dislike his vocals.