Alcoholics Anonymous Thread
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One time I had a bottle of canadian whiskey and left the oven on all night with a pizza in it because I just passed out and my mother flipped shit the next morning. YOU COULD HAVE BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN BLAH BLAH YADDA.
Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
OMG no way.
One time I had a bottle of canadian whiskey and left the oven on all night with a pizza in it because I just passed out and my mother flipped shit the next morning. YOU COULD HAVE BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN BLAH BLAH YADDA.
I feel for your parents.
Draconian
Aegir
I went to a party where all these guys were eating out this drunk chick, they were all lining up to do it (quite discusting) Anyway, she had her skirt pulled over her head. While one guy was going at it she pulled it off her face again. It was her brother. hahah, fucking nearly died of laughter.
The Heartbreak Kid
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Xorv
Drug the Priest
Kudzu
Hi Tech / Low Life
That persons post reminded me of the movie 13 with Evan Rachel Wood, she is a young surburban girl who starts to take a different path. There is this part she is in tight pants somewhere and you can see her thong sticking out and her brother is looking at her ass and makes a sexual comment and she turns around and it's her brother
Except that's not nearly as bad as a female getting licked by her brother while her legs are spread.
Belligerent
Greekus Urungus
Dont believe it for a minute...dudes lining up? fine.believable. Brother?? No fucking way.
ohiogrinder
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the worst alcohol experience I had was when I was at my friend Thomas' house, it was me, Scott, his girlfriend Leslie, Rich and Mike. I drank at least half of it, had my chest and armpits shaved and then I took off all my clothes and started cavorting around naked being an ass. once I got home I sat on the couch in the basement, I felt sick, and a little puke ran off the side of my mouth. I hurried upstairs but it was too late, I puked all over the toilet seat. My dad saw this, called me every name in the book and forced me to disinfect the entire bathroom. it was the most bogus experience ever.
lol.
I have been at someones house and for whatever reasons was so drunk puked and missed the toilet. The next morning I had to clean the entire bathroom before people arrived. I usually puke outside and just could not get myself outside.
I have been at someones house and for whatever reasons was so drunk puked and missed the toilet. The next morning I had to clean the entire bathroom before people arrived. I usually puke outside and just could not get myself outside.
Cythraul
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I like the taste of some beers and I drink them for that reason but I also drink to get drunk, so I am a pretty versatile fellow.
I decided todayam not going to drink anymore period and not even once in awile. The entire waiting to get drunk or hoping someone gers beer when you can't get any just gets fucking old, trying to get someone to illegally by beer,etc... I puked in my backyard this morning and was sick all day. It's just redundant bullshit. How many times does someone have to puke before they get sick of it. I'm not the person that can drink just alittle and want to get shit faced. I'm fucking sick of this shit.
you might end up taking that back. I could wake up tomorrow and just be like fuck this and than get beer.
zabu of nΩd
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Probly what's going to happen. Though don't let that stop you from trying.
Man, I'm glad I don't have substance abuse issues. I usually drink to get fucked up too, but I only do it about once a month or so, just because I don't like wasting money on shitloads of alcohol (and also because I hate going to parties).
ThisIsACoolName
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STATUS REPORT: GETTING DRUNK ON LABATT BLUE W/ MY BROTHER AND LISTENING TO INTO ETERNITY. PRETTY BUZZED.
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