Alcoholics Anonymous Thread

I decided todayam not going to drink anymore period and not even once in awile. The entire waiting to get drunk or hoping someone gers beer when you can't get any just gets fucking old, trying to get someone to illegally by beer,etc... I puked in my backyard this morning and was sick all day. It's just redundant bullshit. How many times does someone have to puke before they get sick of it. I'm not the person that can drink just alittle and want to get shit faced. I'm fucking sick of this shit.

Sounds like your average case of "OH FUCK I'M HUNG OVER I'M NEVER GONNA DRINK AGAIN EVAAA!!11!!". Few days later, you'll be back on the grog. :rolleyes:
 
Sounds like your average case of "OH FUCK I'M HUNG OVER I'M NEVER GONNA DRINK AGAIN EVAAA!!11!!". Few days later, you'll be back on the grog. :rolleyes:

Yeah, I'm feeling that way right now. I'm not really hung over, but I have that fucking raw sewage taste in my mouth. I don't even want to think about drinking ever again, but I'll probably go out to lunch later and grab a beer or two, anyway.
 
I had my fair share of drunken escapades, most of the time I end up getting slapped by a woman or getting my ass kicked. I am the worst drunk so I tend to avoid heavy drinking.
 
Liquor is way more likely to make you puke than beer. If all you're drinking is beer you can get pretty trashed without vomiting.
Not from my experiences at least, i always was saying yeah i had this much to drink and i have never puked!
LAter that night i had only five beers and puked 2 or 3 times... it didnt make sense but w/e

this was on sunday... this 1 guy (i screwed his sister but thats another story) keeps begging to hang out with me, so being the teenage alcoholic i am i knew it isnt always easy to get beer and i jokingly said you bring the beer and we'll hang out so he said yes which had me shocked but it was cool with me. I got to his house and he said there was no beer but there was wine, so he gave me this 8 oz. bottle and a full size one. He said he would drive which i knew was a good idea while i drank. I downed it all except for maybe 8 oz. (hey i wanted to get smashed) before we got into town where all the cops were so it wouldnt be a good idea to drink there. By then i had a buzz and i was supposed to party with some people i dont know but i would go with this chick i knew but that got fucked so i talked to my other friend and he was having a party so i dropped the people i was with off and drove that 30 minutes. I finished off the wine got slightly drunk and we picked up some weed. My friend was busy fucking his insanely hot girlfriend (hey who can blame him) and i figured he was gonna go to sleep after that so i decided to light up a smoke and then call it a night, but it was only 2 A.M. so we drove around and smoked and all of a sudden everything turned so bright i couldnt see and i felt all dizzy and was gonna puke but i knew it wasnt from the alcohol. We stopped at the house of one of the guys we were riding with and i must have drank a gallon of water and felt better. His mom touched my neck and was like holy shit he is burning so i got like ice pakcs and stuff. I think it was from being more dehydrated than anything, but that was bad.

That an when there was this shitty whiskey that noone wanted so i finished it off (about 8 oz. worth) and we went to a stoner party and i looked like an idiot and fucked up sooooo bad in front of his friends... im suprised he didnt kill me
 
Learn to punctuate please.

Anyway, am I alone in that beer makes me have to piss like a God damn horse? I had seven beers the other night and had to piss like eight times.
 
If you drinks seven cans of anything you're going to have to piss. I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with it being beer (but I could wrong).

First off- bottles, man. I don't know why, but I just hate drinking out of cans and I will not have anyone thinking that I do. Second, it wasn't just then. Whenever I drink I have to piss pretty bad shortly thereafter.
 
First off- bottles, man. I don't know why, but I just hate drinking out of cans and I will not have anyone thinking that I do. Second, it wasn't just then. Whenever I drink I have to piss pretty bad shortly thereafter.
it just tastes different... but if you're drinking to get tanked it doesnt really matter.

i had that when i did all that wine in my previous post, i must have pissed over 4 times and i still got so fucking dehydrated
 
Anyway, am I alone in that beer makes me have to piss like a God damn horse? I had seven beers the other night and had to piss like eight times.

Well... generally drinking that much of any kind of fluid will do this to you. I piss like crazy when drinking alcomahol... and usually outside due to fear of missing the toilet.