Anyone going to the Maryland Deathfest?

[Ars Magna]

MDF is probably one of the easiest fests to get to (just follow the smell of Baltimore, also by 3 major airports)
and cheap for the amount of great bands and party you get.

DO EET

I know. That makes it that much more of a fucking shame when I miss it. I was supposed to go to the first one but decided against it the week prior. The next couple of years didn't work. Ever since, I have felt like a complete tool leaving my wife with the kids for 4+ days so I can go be a savage on a holiday weekend.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Get a babysitter, bring the wife!

 

[Ars Magna]

When we first got together I took her to an Opeth show (because I figured chicks HAVE to dig Opeth, right?!?!?). That was the last concert she said she would ever attend with me.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Get a babysitter, get a new wife!

You could probably pay one of the disgusting crust chicks at MDF to be your wife.

 

[War Ensemble]

...You could probably pay one of the disgusting crust chicks at MDF to be your wife.

Would you really want to wish that on anyone?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Not really. On the MDF forum someone posted a pic of a crust chick who let them photograph her vag in exchange for 4 cigarettes. Nastiest fuckin thing ive ever seen. Crotch rot, and how.

 

[Ars Magna]

The funny (?) thing is I was going to wonder aloud if the krusteez at least kept their junk clean. Unfortunately I sought out the photo you mentioned and found out. Damnit.

 

[lurch70]

for the love of God ... why did I look for that?

 

[supseudonymous]

I'm now asexual.

 

[spikes77]

crust or no crust, i saw quite a few fine womenz there :Shedevil: Spanish chick
walking out of bolt thrower the second time...o my

 

[Reign in Acai]

Why oh why, did I seek out that thread?!? That made the BME Pain Olympics look like America's Home Videos by comparison. The fact that I'm currently eating S.O.S at the moment, only made matters worse. Now tell me friends, because I'm completely oblivious to Punk Rock faggotry and any and all sub-genres spawned thereafter, what is the reasoning behind such uncouth, unhygienic, slobbery?

 

[Ars Magna]

Why oh why, did I seek out that thread?!?

I'm with you, brother. I can't shake the image. As for their lifestyle, I've never understood it. A crusty kid that I knew many years ago said he wanted to get back a a more simple way of life. Fine. I understand. That still doesn't explain why some of them just piss their pants and keep going. At least drop trou.

 

[Thien Thahn Thighs]

Just in case some of you are having trouble finding the thread/pic in question.

 

[lurch70]

there is also a Pontiac and a Busch beer in that pic ... very fitting.
that's an unholy hole

 

[Thien Thahn Thighs]

...And the bint just lays back unabashed with a smile. Oy vey!

 

[Ars Magna]

God DAMNIT that is HORRIBLE.











I have to send it to some friends.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

What IS that?!?!? I have NEVER seen a va-jean that nasty in my WHOLE LIFE. I wasn't even sure shit like that EXISTED. Muh gdddd.... uke:

 

[Dead_Lioness]

What IS that?!?!? I have NEVER seen a va-jean that nasty in my WHOLE LIFE. I wasn't even sure shit like that EXISTED. Muh gdddd.... uke:

FUCK I did not need to see that ...GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uke:uke:uke:

 

[Ars Magna]

It reminds me a little of Ball Park Franks.

 

[supseudonymous]

Don't they ever wonder why there aren't any "crusty" adults?