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well if anyone cares, i think i agree with a lot of people in saying AYDY is good but not as could as it could of been. i personly like the style i just think they should have made the song structure a little more intricate and not so much verse - pre chorus - chorus and then all that repeats. like hatebreeder for instance had verses and chruses but it also was more progressive and had more interludes and such. i dont like when u listen to a metal song and u remember the whole thing, i like when u listen to it a few times and still get surprised by some of the parts cause the structure makes it harder to memorize.
 
Are You Dead Yet? said:
You people on this messageboard sure like to throw around the term fanboy... I am a fan of the band, so fucking what? I wouldnt eat Alexi's shit or suck Janne's dick or cut off my penis to see them. Fuck that shit. But I do like the band, and I like the new fucking album. Since when does liking an album of a band make you a fan boy?.

And I guess I'm a fucking Fool because Nevermore is the gayest fucking Metal Band I have ever heard. Even below fucking Slipknot and shit which is fucking Gay as hell.


I had no idea a plastic disc could be sexual attracted to a plastic disc of the same gender, if if said disc ad a gender. Your arguments are idiodic, sit down.

Bodom tried Experimenting with somthing different, writing similar stuff for 8 or so years can get tiring, and they wanted to do somthing different. The thing is doing th different thing can piss off old fans and create new ones at the same time. The old fans go "OMG WTF GIVE ME WHAT I WANT I WAS HERE BEFORE THOSE ASSHOLES" while the old fans go "OMG ITS ALL GREAT U N00B OMG".

Arguments like this are pointless, I've said this before. But christ, if you're going to argue, dont be a fucking retard, please.

Are You Dead Yet? said:
I wouldnt eat Alexi's shit or suck Janne's dick or cut off my penis to see them.

I would.... :(
 
Elysian893 said:
simplifying the song structure, using much more boring riffs, solos that sound the same on every song, yeah, you know that is the epitome of dynamics right there. and the epitome of progress. bodom is on the way up


As opposed to progressing by using the SAME NEOCLASSICAL MELODIES ON EVERY FUCKING SONG, right?

Yeah its really reinventing yourself by playing the SAME harmonic Minor scales over and over, and better yet, why not harmonize in thirds! Thats not cliche at all!

I'm happy they moved on, you should too you fucktard.

If you don't like the music:

1.) Don't listen.

Or, conversly

2.) Commit suicide. Thats an out that satisfies both types of people:

1.) People who understand what it means to PROGRESS.
2.) Morons who serve no purpose to evolution by bitching and complaing that a bands NEW album doesn't sound like the OLD ones.

So, take your pick you tard and stick with it.
 
I had no idea a plastic disc could be sexual attracted to a plastic disc of the same gender

youd be surprised. in fact did u know dishwashers have genders too? although homsexuality is rare in such objects it is a definite posibility with certain CD and dishwasher mutations.
 
FearTheMullet said:
As opposed to progressing by using the SAME NEOCLASSICAL MELODIES ON EVERY FUCKING SONG, right?

Yeah its really reinventing yourself by playing the SAME harmonic Minor scales over and over, and better yet, why not harmonize in thirds! Thats not cliche at all!

I'm happy they moved on, you should too you fucktard.

If you don't like the music:

1.) Don't listen.

Or, conversly

2.) Commit suicide. Thats an out that satisfies both types of people:

1.) People who understand what it means to PROGRESS.
2.) Morons who serve no purpose to evolution by bitching and complaing that a bands NEW album doesn't sound like the OLD ones.

So, take your pick you tard and stick with it.

there is much more alexi could do with the tools he is armed with than AYDY, or what you have mentioned here. he's not a complete idiot, he knows a thing or 2 about music. he also knows how to make music that is appealing to the mainstream(read idiots), which is what he did with AYDY. there is no point in denying it, its obvious just by listening to it.
 
Elysian893 said:
there is much more alexi could do with the tools he is armed with than AYDY, or what you have mentioned here. he's not a complete idiot, he knows a thing or 2 about music. he also knows how to make music that is appealing to the mainstream(read idiots), which is what he did with AYDY. there is no point in denying it, its obvious just by listening to it.

That's how I felt from the moment it came out. You really have to come to the face the reality that THIS IS HOW IT'LL BE FROM NOW ON. You can complain about it all you want.

If you want a consistant band that continues to put out kick ass music all the time listen to Hypocrisy or Dark Tranquility.
 
The Bringer said:
That's how I felt from the moment it came out. You really have to come to the face the reality that THIS IS HOW IT'LL BE FROM NOW ON. You can complain about it all you want.

If you want a consistant band that continues to put out kick ass music all the time listen to Hypocrisy or Dark Tranquility.
amen on the dark tranquility part, never listened to hypocrisy, maybe i'll go check them out... same with amon amarth, and into eternity, and opeth, and so many other bands that are out... thats about the only reason i'm glad the metal scene is as big as it is... sure theres a lot of shit bands, but theres a lot of great bands that can still progress and wow me without dumbing down their material.
 
I don't think AYDY? sucks.. It's just different, more straightforward than the others. There are still the cool riffs and solos, keyboards, double bass and Alexis voice, which I happen to like.:)
 
Elysian893 said:
amen on the dark tranquility part, never listened to hypocrisy, maybe i'll go check them out... same with amon amarth, and into eternity, and opeth, and so many other bands that are out... thats about the only reason i'm glad the metal scene is as big as it is... sure theres a lot of shit bands, but theres a lot of great bands that can still progress and wow me without dumbing down their material.

I HIGHLY recommend Hypocrisy. Check out The Final Chapter, Abducted and Virus. Those albums are so fucking good. The song "Roswell 47" is probably my favorite.
 
FearTheMullet said:
Listen here you stupid ignoarant dumbfucks:

The new COB album is different. Why? Because instead of focussing on boring cliche melodies, and simple "power metal" structures they fucking made an album with DYNAMICS.

You dumb fucks.

Its called progress.

If you suck SO much at life and your scope of musical tastes is SO small that you do not enjoy a change form constant melody, go kill yourself. Your a stain on the face of humanity, NOBODY likes you. Go get fucked.

:headbang:
 
Joonas Lehtonen said:
I kind of learn to understand why most of you people like Hatebreeder better..

* That's because it makes you feel like big boys, because you're so small. It doesn't do that for me. Unlike AYDY, Hatebreeder doesn't stir my steroids.
 
Elysian893 said:
he also knows how to make music that is appealing to the mainstream(read idiots)

I wish I could argue with that but considering all the people who registered on this board and think they know the ultimate recipe for good & tr00 music (it's not a matter of taste, of course it isn't), I think you have a point there.
 
Elysian893 said:
there is much more alexi could do with the tools he is armed with than AYDY, or what you have mentioned here. he's not a complete idiot, he knows a thing or 2 about music. he also knows how to make music that is appealing to the mainstream(read idiots), which is what he did with AYDY. there is no point in denying it, its obvious just by listening to it.

Then don't listen if your so opposed.



And consisten music? Ammon Amarth. They're a great band, but god. Enough with the viking power metal bullshit. Its a fucking gimmick, for simple minded people, to keep your fans happy without actually writing any new material. I love that band, but they'refucking HORRIBLE song writers. They have about as much inspiration to put sometihng new out as a retard in a comma has chance to succesfully complete brain surgery on someone.
 
Joonas Lehtonen said:
* That's because it makes you feel like big boys, because you're so small. It doesn't do that for me. Unlike AYDY, Hatebreeder doesn't stir my steroids.

You're on steroids? That explains a lot.

And I find it striking that people who don't like the new album have to write a three page essay to state WHY while people who actually like the album can get away with: "HEY, IT'S PROGRESS!! Live with it. Bashing a bands album on their forum is gay and lying :zombie:"
 
FearTheMullet said:
Then don't listen if your so opposed.



And consisten music? Ammon Amarth. They're a great band, but god. Enough with the viking power metal bullshit. Its a fucking gimmick, for simple minded people, to keep your fans happy without actually writing any new material. I love that band, but they'refucking HORRIBLE song writers. They have about as much inspiration to put sometihng new out as a retard in a comma has chance to succesfully complete brain surgery on someone.

like i said earlier in this thread, i wouldn't listen to that pile of shit if it were the last piece of music left on earth. and a retard in a comma? thats a small ass retard if he can fit in one of these ,
 
since this thread sucks im gonna say somthing kinda off topic. does anyone like turisas? they are like awesome folk battle epic metal stuff. if you like bodom youl prob like them but they are more folky and finntrollish.
 
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