Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

^^mushrooms:puke:

Driveway=is for a quick exit when emptying ones house which is not yours and you have to Drive a Way, no time to reverse. "slang"

Parkway= we all park on the parkway one time in our lives, Tis the meeting spot, not just for lovers :lol:

good one. OK

Why do they call it a FREEWAY when you can't take it and in some places you have to bloody pay a TOLL :erk:
 
Never base A marriage on the great sex you might be getting or you might be giving :loco: sex is over rated, happyness is the KEY :saint:


when is enough, enough?
 
Because the gods made heavy metal and we thought that it was good.

Why am I going to the doctor tomorrow morning?
 
Cos just like me , u need to take ur broth to take off his feet nails .
Why do they eat jesus's flesh on sundays only ?
 
Because they need someone to give money too. NOT FAMILY :heh:

Was the three blind mice really blind? :cool:\ :cool:\ :cool:\

OR

Is that to cover-up for the three pissed mice who chassed the farmers wife? :kickass: :kickass: :kickass: :zombie:
 
The farmer's wife actually cut out thier eyes, then made the whole story up as a cover!

Now you all know the awful truth...


Who want's sandwiches?
 
Because the skin cells have died, and the healthy skin below is rejecting the dead skin.

Again: What does "25 or 6 to 4" mean?!?!