Vegard Pompey
ALLY TO GOOD, NIGHTMARE TO YOU
I checked out Slow Forever when it made the 2016 list and there are aspects of it I like. I love how oppressively plodding it is (really lives up to the title) and some of my favorite parts of the album are the really mind-numbingly repetitive ones like the outro to Elephant Graveyard that just goes on and on. What brings it down for me is Slipknot-tier lyrics and vocal performance (I like the pessimistic bent of the album, but a lot of the lyrics are just edgy word salad; "COLD WHORES HAIR MOTHER FUCKING NIGHTMARE" etc.) and I wish they'd pick better riffs to repeat incessantly.