Black Metal

Abigor
Absu
Black Dawn
Burzum
(old) Covenant
Dark Funeral
DarkThrone
Dimmu Borgir
Dissection
Eclipse
Emperor
Enthroned
Gorgoroth
Illnath
Immortal
Infernal
Khold
Limbonic Art
Lord Belial
Mactätus
Marduk
Mayhem
Misteltein
Mörk Gryning
Naglfar
Old Man´s Child
Satyricon
Seth
Siebenbürgen
Taake
The Abyss
Thy Primordial
Thyrane
Tidfall
Troll

- are the ones that first comes to my mind...

NP: Summoning - "A New Power Is Rising"
 
Originally posted by The Deathrace King
Not one black metal band has been mentioned thus far in this topic. :rolleyes:

Edit: I meant 'album.'
No offense, but I don't see the point of saying Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir aren't black metal, just because they're not like Emperor or Mayhem for instance and they sell loads of records. I have three Dimmu Borgir records (including those two that were mentioned first) and one Cradle of Filth cd (which is terrible) and they all sound black metal to me!
 
Originally posted by Board
No offense, but I don't see the point of saying Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir aren't black metal, just because they're not like Emperor or Mayhem for instance and they sell loads of records. I have three Dimmu Borgir records (including those two that were mentioned first) and one Cradle of Filth cd (which is terrible) and they all sound black metal to me!

Here follows the 101 rules of black metal, then maybe you'll se why Cradle of Filth aren't considered black:

1. Don't be gay.

2. Be "true".

3. All people who aren't "true" are gay.

4. Be grim.

5. Be necro.

6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible.

7. Break things while being grim and necro.

8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed.

9. Repeat all above while denouncing organized religion in any form.

10. Never ever, EVER under ANY circumstances...

11. ...Listen to Peccatum.

12. When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that you only enjoy the music of "the true" Mayhem. Remember, Maniac is gay.

13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you
mean "burn".

14. Don't be Dani Filth.

15. Never, ever, under any circumstances utter the phrase "Kenny G slams, man."

16. Don't be Dani Filth.

17. When your mom tells you to take out the garbage tell her that you're too metal to remove refuse.

18. Run for it!

19. Sodomize a virgin whore.

20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look out!)

21. Make sure your album goes out of print about 3 months after its release... so it becomes 'cult'.

22. When in doubt, say "True Norwiegian Black Metal!"

23. If that doesn't work, blast beats can fill any silence.

24. Turn any cross you find upside-down.

25. Nipple twisting is not a blackmetal activity..

26. Write a cult, underground, grim and necro zine. Feature only
interviews with bands no one has heard of, even "true"
blackmetallers.

27. Never ever, EVER, EVER be open-minded.

28. Never write songs less than 15 minutes long and containing less than 15 adjectives in the title.

29. a) paint face. b) go in woods. c) act like troll.

30. Don't be Mortiis (or Dani Filth).

31. Don't wear white shoes after Labor Day.

32. Don't make jokes only your mom would get.

33. Don't make jokes.

34. When in doubt, scowl with eyes downturned.

35. Don't eat Marshmellow Peeps.

36. To producers of black metal albums: remember...no low end! If it doesn't hurt to listen to, it can't be "true".

37. Make sure that no less than half of the musicians on your album are "session" members or on your secret "im gonna kill him" list.

38. When in concert, always growl names of songs so that they are imperceptible. This will ensure that anyone who doesn't have
your "cult" LP won't get it.

39. rarely play live.

40. When getting ready to go to a show, completely forget that the other people there are not going to the show to look at you.

41. Use barbed wire whenever possible. (Note: this assists in being both "necro" and "grim".)

42. When asked by a non true BMer what BM is, say something like, "BM is the raw essence of pure black evil in man", in any case, make sure that by the conversations end, you mention tremolo riffs about 5 times and the other person still has no idea
what black metal is.

43. Drive one of your band members to suicide, and claim he died
because of the "mainstream" "infecting" the "scene".

44. Reform with "old members" and release an album intended to
produce commercial success.

45. When it flops say that you meant it to fail cause anything less
wouldn't be "true".

46. Have a side project. Ensure that all other members of your band also have side projects.

47. Fill out the other slots in your other member's side projects
as "session" musicians. "Don't forget secret [kill em] list"

48. Record everything in the same studio with the same
producer/instruments/equipment/etc.

49. Make sure your album cover never consists of more than three colors (color options allowed: grey, black, white).

50. Publicly state that your band is "non-religious", then use the
word "Satan" over 400 times on your one-song thirty-minute album.

51. Never stuff your shoes to make them appear puffy and avoid the wearing of backwards baseball caps if at all possible. Red ones in particular.

52. Insist that music should never progress and that it should still
sound the same way it did 9 f-in years ago.

53. Never say "friggin".

54. Never finish anything you start.

55. The word "Hail" is the only appropriate greeting whenever
greeting someone "true".

56. If feeling especially true on a given occasion, try "Infernal
Hails".

57. All logos must include illegible writing and at least one
inverted cross and/or pentagram. This is non-negotiable.

58. When referring to sex with a Metal Chick use only the
terminology "sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of
attrition".

59. Design complex logo for your grim black metal band on binder
paper in the middle of math class or your kid brothers spirograph.

60. Accept every interview you're offered...then pretend that you
really don't enjoy being interviewed.

61. Thoroughly enjoy Star Trek: The Next Generation.

62. Wait... scratch that last one. (See rule 1)

63. Never divulge to any outsiders the Exact Day of the Divine
Arrival of the Massive Hoof. Instead, inform them that they should be ready to kiss the Dark Lord's greasy ass at any time.

64. Use the phrase "suck the dark lord's greasy arse" whenever
possible.

65. If you ever find that you have somehow become a member of Hecate Enthroned, be sure to piece together a music video of scrap footage of yourself walking around in the woods at night looking evil. Only, instead of being night make sure it's the middle of the freakin...whups, "Fuckin" day, and instead of looking evil, look dork...*blink* *blink*...ACH!, never mind, see rule 1.

666. Own hundreds of black metal albums, demos and bootlegs. Listen to approximately 8 of them regularly.

67. Humping a ceramic Virgin Mary in front of your uncle's house at x-mas time is not "pimping it".

68. Refrain from using keyboard smilies when communicating via the Internet. Single acceptable smily >:-(

69. Why isn't the word "Northern" in your album title yet!? Get to
it! Amatuers...

70. Spelling things correctly is neither grim nor necro.

71. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!

72. No matter where you're from, pretend you're from Norway and therefore 'true'.

73. Don't be Dani Filth. (I think that's clear)

74. All pets you own now will henceforth be known as "Crucifier". Any pets you own in the future will also be known as "Crucifier".

75. True black metaller: "Many of our dark hyms are influenced by the mighty Tolkien... You have not read the works of Tolkien!? Nerd. Wait a minute... It appears I am the nerdy one after all!"

76. F#%K, I'm talking to myself again.

77. Norsk Arysk Blak Metal! Rahhh!!

78. That's better, on with the interview!

80. Create inverted crosses in all possible instances. Suggested
tools: Drum sticks, twigs, pool cues, pencils, younger brothers legos etc. (See also "clouded frost spire")

81. Profess publicly that you are a Satanist and add that you are in touch with Norway's ancient Pagan past. Pretend that somehow those two facts make sense in conjunction.

82. Stick your dick in the mashed potatoes.

83. Don't make Beastie Boys references.

84. Don't make references.

85. Satanus. Huh huh huhuhuhuh.

86. Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh.

87. If possible, design the title of your album so that it consists
of three completely unrelated words. Dimmu Borgir are the master of this (i.e. Enthrone Darkness Triumphant, Spiritual Black Dimensions, Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia, Godless Savage Garden) but you may also want to refer to Immortal's "Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism".

88. As we all know, women have no place in the homoerotic world of black metal, but if your girl friend still won't stop bugging you about wanting to be involved in your band, give her a lame spoken word part or something.

89. Never form a band containing you, your wife and/or girlfriend,
and some gay looking guy. (See also: rule 11)

90. Go to bed when your mom tells you to.

91. If it's rare, it must be good. Order it immediately.

92. I will not add that as it is not metal enough.

93. Are you metal enough to be reading this?

94. Own every Darkthrone release. Listen to exactly none of them.

95. Own cult-as-shit shirts of bands you not only own no releases of, but also haven't even heard.

96. Use the phrase "cult-as-shit" whenever possible.

97. Attempt to randomly throw the word "fuck" during random segments of your songs. (Kindly refer to Attilla's work on De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas.)

98. In order to make your recording more incomprehensible and
therefore more "cult", be sure to either select a singer who has only a tenuous grasp on the language to be sung. (Acceptable languages: Norwegian, Latin, Orcish, esperanto.)

99. I'll tell you what your album lay out needs...Some titties.

100. And you know what else? How long since you acted like a troll? Pick up that makeup and go look for a bridge to sit under..."fight" soldier!

101. You mean to tell me you read this whole thing when you could've have been prancing about in the forest with an axe? For shame! For shaaaaame!!
 
Here are my favorites. I will NOT debate how tr00 they are or are not, since I don't give a flying fuck.

Aborym - Fire Walk With Us
Agathodaimon - Blacken The Angel
Alghazanth - Thy Aeons Envenomed Sanity
Allegiance - Hymns Of Blod (viking metal)
Ancient - Proxima Centauri
Bloodthorn - In The Shadow Of Your Black Wings
Borknagar - The Archaic Course
Dark Funeral - The Secrets Of The Black Arts
Darkthrone - A Blaze In The Northern Sky
Darkthrone - Soulside Journey (yes, I realize this is much more death metal)
Dissection - Storm Of The Light's Bane
Dragonlord - Rapture
Emperor - Anthems To The Welkin At Dust
Emperor - In The Nightside Eclipse
Falkenbach - ...magni blandinn ok megintiri... (viking)
Graveland - Raise Your Sword!
Graveland - Memory And Destiny
Hecate Enthroned - Dark Requiems And Unsilent Massacre
Immortal - Battles In The North
Immortal - Sons Of Northern Darkness
Marduk - La Grande Danse Macabre
Marduk - Opus Nocturne (my personal favorite)
Noctes - Pandemonic Requiem
Noctuary - For Salvation...
Nokturnal Mortum - Goat Horns
Odium - The Sad Realm Of The Stars
Old Man's Child - The Pagan Prosperity
Ragnarok - In Nomine Satanas
Sacramentum - The Coming Of Chaos
Siebenburgen - Plagued Be Thy Angel
anything by Summoning
Svartahrid - As The Sunrise Flickers
Svartahrid - Forthcoming Season
Thy Primordial - At The World Of Untrodden Wonder
Thy Primordial - Under Iskall Troll Mane
Windir - Soknardalr (viking)

That should do.
 
Absu - The Sun Of Tipareth
Absu - The Third Storm Of Cythrual
Absu - Tara
Arcturus - Aspera Hiems Symfonia (the other albums are better, but not black metal)
Bathory - Blood Fire Death (viking metal, whatever)
Bathory - Hammerheart (viking metal, whatever)
Bathory - Twilight Of The Gods (viking metal, whatever)
Borknagar - The Olden Domain (viking metal, whatever)
Covenant - Nexus Polaris
Dark Funeral - S/T
Darkthrone - Under A Funeral Moon
Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger
Dissection - The Somberlain
Dissection - Storm Of The Light's Bane
Emperor - In The Nightside Eclipse
Emperor - Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk
Emperor - IX Equilibrium
Immortal - Pure Holocaust
Immortal - At The Heart Of Winter
Limbonic Art - Moon In The Scorpio
Limbonic Art - Ad Noctum (Dynasty Of Death)
Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
Samael - Blood Ritual
Samael - Ceremony Of Opposites
Satyricon - Dark Medieval Times
Satyricon - The Shadowthrone
Satyricon - Nemesis Divina
Summoning - Stronghold
Summoning - Let Mortal Heroes Sing Your Fame
Taake - Nattetid Ser Porten Vid
Taake - Over Bjoergvin Graater Himmerik
Ulver - Bergtatt
Ulver - Kveldssanger (not black metal, or even metal, but it (or rather was) a black metal band, right?)
 
Don't care if it is "Black Metal" or not, definitely worth checking out:
Emperor - Anthems to the Welkin
Sigh - Imaginary Sonicscape
Amortis - Gift of Tongues
 
Originally posted by Medion
Don't care if it is "Black Metal" or not, definitely worth checking out:
Emperor - Anthems to the Welkin
Sigh - Imaginary Sonicscape
Amortis - Gift of Tongues

If you don't care, why the fuck post in a thread with the title black metal? Are you a retard or something. Go promote them in their own thread or something.
 
Originally posted by markgugs
Here are my favorites. I will NOT debate how tr00 they are or are not, since I don't give a flying fuck.

Aborym - Fire Walk With Us
Agathodaimon - Blacken The Angel
Alghazanth - Thy Aeons Envenomed Sanity
Allegiance - Hymns Of Blod (viking metal)
Ancient - Proxima Centauri
Bloodthorn - In The Shadow Of Your Black Wings
Borknagar - The Archaic Course
Dark Funeral - The Secrets Of The Black Arts
Darkthrone - A Blaze In The Northern Sky
Darkthrone - Soulside Journey (yes, I realize this is much more death metal)
Dissection - Storm Of The Light's Bane
Dragonlord - Rapture
Emperor - Anthems To The Welkin At Dust
Emperor - In The Nightside Eclipse
Falkenbach - ...magni blandinn ok megintiri... (viking)
Graveland - Raise Your Sword!
Graveland - Memory And Destiny
Hecate Enthroned - Dark Requiems And Unsilent Massacre
Immortal - Battles In The North
Immortal - Sons Of Northern Darkness
Marduk - La Grande Danse Macabre
Marduk - Opus Nocturne (my personal favorite)
Noctes - Pandemonic Requiem
Noctuary - For Salvation...
Nokturnal Mortum - Goat Horns
Odium - The Sad Realm Of The Stars
Old Man's Child - The Pagan Prosperity
Ragnarok - In Nomine Satanas
Sacramentum - The Coming Of Chaos
Siebenburgen - Plagued Be Thy Angel
anything by Summoning
Svartahrid - As The Sunrise Flickers
Svartahrid - Forthcoming Season
Thy Primordial - At The World Of Untrodden Wonder
Thy Primordial - Under Iskall Troll Mane
Windir - Soknardalr (viking)

That should do.

once again this guy that always talks about "creditability" names a bunch of non black metal bands.
 
Hey fucktard, perhaps you didn't read the opening statement in my post? You're not that fucking stupid, are you? I could have sworn the school system in Washington was better than that. Are you living proof of the contrary?

Here, let me spell it out for you once again.

I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck.
 
But saying a band like Borknagar and other bands on there are black metal is just retard. You should not talk about bad schooling. saying "I. Don't. Give. A. Fuck." when your wrong is not a sign of being intellegent no matter how hard you try to make yourself seem.
 
Since I'm not all too educated at classing bands as black metal and I haven't listened to all of the bands he named, tell me some of the bands in particular that aren't black metal please. And if not black metal then tell what their actual "correct" genre is.