Confessions

[Captain Beard]

We're going to dam Laura's vagina, then SuperMax is going to massage her tits so they no longer hurt.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Let me tip you off to one of the very few important things to learn in life:

Don't take anything personally. It isn't about you. What people do and say is always about them and where their head/heart is at.

Thank you Lord Foul. I respect you. I don't respect many people here.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

We're going to dam Laura's vagina, then SuperMax is going to massage her tits so they no longer hurt.

Ahhh, O.K. Carry on then.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

"todaaaaaaaayyyy the warning came in the flooddddd"

 

[Captain Beard]

Max best have anti-menses shielding.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i haven't shaved my legs in several days and they itch like hell. bahh, no razors. must buy some tomorrow

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Dude....that's almost as bad as a Tony Danza fetish.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

or almost bad as a daniel-radcliffe-dressed-like-a-boy-scout fetish

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Damn.....and I thought I had some fucked up fetishes.

 

[Anvil]

nah, just... perioding.

Ha, that's a funny word.



PEER-RE-ODD-DING.



say it a few times.

 

[Lunar Still]

Almost sounds like "peer reading"

 

[Calamitas1786]

I have some nasty swamp ass bordering on undie rash. That's what I get from for working in a hot kitchen from 7am to 9pm.

 

[Anvil]

Almost sounds like "peer reading"

That'd be an odd situation to be bleeding from that area.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I have some nasty swamp ass bordering on undie rash. That's what I get from for working in a hot kitchen from 7am to 9pm.

On a related topic i fear i may have to get surgery again

 

[Captain Beard]

Gold Bond, sir.

 

[Anvil]

Gold bond saved my ass after a severe bought of 2-day long diarrhea last week. True story.

 

[Calamitas1786]

We have corn starch where I work. I could use that, too. I'll make an ass slurry.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, no, Gold bond tingles and is medicated.

 

[Calamitas1786]

On a related topic i fear i may have to get surgery again

What, it's growing back?

 

[Calamitas1786]

No, no, Gold bond tingles and is medicated.

I knew there was a reason I still stick around here.