Confessions

i wish i could just go braless all the time.

there's a woman at my work does but she's rather... addled by alcohol and kinda scary. she's also almost completely flat-chested, so it's just her nipples. somehow, i think that makes it worse.
 
Do you mean because your assets are well rounded and always need support, or because you have a complex about uncontrolled bounce?
 
My second best friend of 8 years says I've changed too much and wants nothing to do with me anymore.

But he's changed himself, and I've always stuck with him through the worst.

I must be a horrible person.