Confessions

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

No it's not.

Its an awesome problem for dudes around you

 

[Lord Foul]

My second best friend of 8 years says I've changed too much and wants nothing to do with me anymore.

But he's changed himself, and I've always stuck with him through the worst.

I must be a horrible person.

Let me tip you off to one of the very few important things to learn in life:

Don't take anything personally. It isn't about you. What people do and say is always about them and where their head/heart is at.

 

[Captain Beard]

David you broke down and xmas'd your avatar

Technically, I Yule'd it.

 

[Morganna]

Yer, I prefer to the word Festivous, after the Seinfeld episode. So yeah, I really just dolled up my avatar for festivous.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah, but i'm only a b-cup, so they feel quite comfortable not being suppressed by wire and fabric trappings

 

[Captain Beard]

What of being supported by warm hands? I think more breasts need those.


/weird mood today, too much sweet food.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

it's been a while

 

[Captain Beard]

Ok, show of hands, who wants to help Laura('s breasts) out?

No boob left behind!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

edit: Shit, david beat me to it
Are you sure you don't need help supporting them?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

they're rather dense and sore right now.

 

[Captain Beard]

Dense and sore...

YOU'RE NURSING?!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

nah, just... perioding.

 

[Captain Beard]

Alll the more reason for a sensual breast massage.

MAX! YOU GOT A JOB TO DO!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

sensual breast massage + blood leaking from my vagina = conflict of interest

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

MAX! YOU GOT A JOB TO DO!

*rips off shirt revealing superman costume*

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes true... hmm, but do they make corks for vaginas?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

corks made out of actual cork? i'm sure...

 

[Brooks]

This is an epic page in an epic thread.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

and epic corks

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Wait, what's going on?