Confessions

Tim and Eric fucking SUCKS but the worst are all my friends that think it's the greatest shit ever and are literally appalled and offended that I supposedly don't understand what makes it so great. That show eats total ass and when I have to watch it with said friends it's really awkward to sit there and not enjoy while they laugh their asses off at the things I roll my eyes at.

I'd rather listen to Mitch Hedberg than watch Tim and Eric Faggot Show Terrible Job, and I really can't stand Hedberg.
 
The kids at school all laugh and make fun of me for who I am. They say I need to get a life.

Little do they know...black metal is my life.