Confessions

[Super Mahrio]

its ok Emily...Paramore is tolerable to me as well.. *dodges feces*
what? shes got a good voice dammit!

David, i have already found a shiruken in my loveseat...that is a classified location...for it is where i sit
i also like Ashes Divide...
D:

 

[Captain Beard]

Initiated couch portal!

Emily knows.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

jamie likes feces getting thrown at her

 

[Captain Beard]

oh, so you're having a political debate then?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you like it too

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Emily knows.

Couch Portal to another dimension.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

vortex shenanigans!

 

[Captain Beard]

I never knew a woman's backside contained a mini-universe. No wonder they can fit obscenely large objects into them in those pornos...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

exactly

 

[Captain Beard]

Then I shall hollow out your corpse and store an entire battalion in your rear. (They sure try to in some of those clips... good lord.)

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

but how can you do that if i spontaneously combust?

 

[Captain Beard]

Don't light a match, I suppose.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Then I shall hollow out your corpse and store an entire battalion in your rear. (They sure try to in some of those clips... good lord.)

I would like to see you explain to the battalion commander that he's been stationed in someone's bum.

 

[Captain Beard]

With that mini-universe there'd be so much space that with a little paint and spackle he wouldn't know the difference anyway.

 

[Super Mahrio]

my mini universe is not located in me arse...

 

[Captain Beard]

Just because you can have sex with elephants doesn't mean your vagina is military-grade storage. You seriously gotta see some of these horrid porns I'm linked to sometimes.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

On another forum there's a thread dedicated to videos of things going in women's bummolios.
Come to think of it, that place isn't all that different than here except they use NSFW tags.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm so bored that I wish to go look if only to stare in horror. Link me.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Just because you can have sex with elephants doesn't mean your vagina is military-grade storage. You seriously gotta see some of these horrid porns I'm linked to sometimes.

yeah ive seen the lady getting head..literally...

 

[Jace_Mereel]

The forum's invite only, but I'll find some of the links.