cut or uncut

i always laugh when i see uncut men in porn. it looks pretty ridiculous.
Yeah, it bothers me a bit.

In the neverending quest to become uncomfortably familiar with each other, I will participate. I am circumcised. I only shave when I think I have a chance of showing it to someone, which isn't often. It curves left just a bit.
 
Like the majority of American males, I am circumcised, which means that I don't have to worry about nasty infections of the foreskin unlike you uncut fuckers.
 
My GMD member moves in circles apart from me. I enjoy lots of folk-influenced metal, as well as symphonic modes of black and power metal.

My GMD member's favorite genres are porngrind, Euro-trance, and especially industrial goth. It thickens at the sound of screaming, moaning women and machinery.

My GMD member throbs madly at the mention of anal sex. Needless to say, Krampus and my GMD member would get along.

And yes, my GMD member cuts itself. My therapist advises against this kind of behavior, but nothing I say can stop it. My GMD member beats the shit out of me if I call it out on anything. It has a tatoo that says "Give me your tired, your hungry, your huddled masses." Sometimes it coughs up blood. Sometimes I can't get it to wake up. Fucker owes me rent too.
 
God, I saw that pink hair and fucking shuddered.

Thanks a lot Alina.

"My clit! My blog! My clit filled blog filled with clits!"
 
People who let their mothers cut their penis so they have harder time wanking. Rocket fucking science. The hygiene argument is from fucking Mars 10000BC you fucking faggots, whoever cuts his children with a scalpel argumenting with a fucking infection has to live in some fucking sewers of Boccacio's Florencia to only slightly validate this bullfuckingshit.