damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[JayKeeley]

READY....

AIM.....

FIRE !!!

ZZzzzzzz....*sleeps*

 

[NAD]

"What eh hell!?!"

"you.... you think yer better than me.?? HUH!?!?"

".......dddddddddaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh....."



Sober, a few days before:

 

[Hell Mike]

You're ugly. I hurt all over, I woke up on the floor this morning. At a friend's place, and another friend apparently had sex (With his girlfirend, not me) on the bed 2 ft away from where I was sleeping. I always miss all the action

 

[NAD]

I always miss all the action

Well, maybe your friend was nice enough to have sex with you too, and you just don't remember.

 

[JayKeeley]

Which is ironic since the same thing happened to Sorath in Wacken, apparently. There seems to be a pattern developing here...

 

[Black Winter Day]

i think erik needs to be cross-examined on this one

 

[Black Winter Day]

plus, sorath sounds a lot like sore ass.

 

[Black Winter Day]

almost ironically so

 

[NAD]

plus, sorath sounds a lot like sore ass.

Heeeeheeeheeheahahahahaharharharharhhrhlololzolzolzolzol....

 

[Hell Mike]

Actually, I was asked to "sleep in the bed" as they put it but I was drunk and refused as I found the floor much more comfy. And I'll just ignore those jokes.

 

[Erik]

I wish I were drunk. And believe me, I'm not even in Umeå so there shall be no cross-exam of me necessary.

 

[Erik]

Besides, being gay is fucking gay, so don't imply I am

 

[Black Winter Day]

Besides, being gay is fucking gay, so don't imply I am

that's an eloquent way of putting it :Smug:

 

[NAD]

being gay is fucking gay

Title of my next demo.

 

[Hell Mike]

My oldest brother got into some trouble due to drinking on new year's eve. He drove into the ditch and got caught by the cops and faces a trial where the maximum penalty would be 2 years in prison and his car stereo was stolen when the car was lying there and he'll be KILLED when he tells our parents.

 

[Black Winter Day]

let me get this straight: your brother could go to jail... FOR DRUNK DRIVING?!?!?

 

[Erik]

Uh... That's Sweden for you..?

 

[NAD]

I never went to jail for driving drunk.

If Sweden's prison system is anything like the US, "maximum of 2 years" means 6 months at the very most.

 

[Erik]

Hum hum
It was "severe" drunk driving... That's, uh, fuck, this is very complicated in English but that would be probably 0.10% of alcohol in the blood whereas the limit for regular drunk driving would be around 0.02%? I'm not fucking sure. Learn Swedish and I'll tell you.

 

[NAD]

In California, up to 0.08% you're legal, after that it's a DUI (Driving Under the Influence). DWI (Driving While Intoxicated) is the one you're seriously fucked, not sure of the limit on that, I think it might have to do with your level of beligerrence though.

The rest of the US varies by state, but I believe that all are near 0.08%.