damn i'm drunk -- the thread

[Reign in Acai]

Theb owling alley is the fucking rixxxostar, the brewery sucks a medterrreianon penile, Those bitcnes at the bowling alley were yglu , but that one with the flat tits, the pale skin, and the short top made my libido stand on high allertn, oh well, it was a fun time indeed, idont really want to see all the vhuims for another couple weeks until the big hallwoeen j bash, until tjen have fum


P,S Agalloch in nov ye fuck, get 200 bucks together,m we be flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyin

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

i wante fo thave sexual intercourseres with that flat chested beaner whats hi s face was tryin tg get at.

i'll get 200 together an we'll goto portland again for aglich and kataonia.

 

[Reign in Acai]

that flat chested beaner had herpes i swear. I also hated that negar who was singing, the only hat chick was that broad who was white with nbo tits!!!

 

[Necromunchkin]

Tonight's drunken mistake. Pounding this hot coworker babe.................................... whose husband, it turns out, is a fucking Marine applying for the Navy Seal program. She could have told she was married. A ring would have a good obvious sign.

 

[dill_the_devil]

So, what do you want played at your funeral, dude?

 

[Necromunchkin]

How about Bloodbath "So You Die" just for the the sake of obviousness.

 

[dill_the_devil]

 

[Claws of Perdition]

i'll prepare the funeral, i will have Eaten on standby also depending on how he "disposes" of you.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Tonight's drunken mistake. Pounding this hot coworker babe.................................... whose husband, it turns out, is a fucking Marine applying for the Navy Seal program. She could have told she was married. A ring would have a good obvious sign.

You are my hero, seriously.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

met a nice girl at a bar last night, chilean girls are hot...and not shy either, as it turns out

Tonight's drunken mistake. Pounding this hot coworker babe.................................... whose husband, it turns out, is a fucking Marine applying for the Navy Seal program. She could have told she was married. A ring would have a good obvious sign.

*squeak*

good on you mate

 

[radiobabe]

OMGyouguys,thiihiiihhiiiiiihihihiiihiihiiiiihihihihihiiiiihiii!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hihi ^_________________^

mmmmm this weißbier is good



kekekekekekekekekekeke

 

[Captain Beard]

stopping by vbecuase I'm drunk. again.

 

[NAD]

You know it doesn't take much to get me going these days. I haven't even finished my second beer but near empty stomach + don't drink much + strong fuckin' beers = BBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZSSSSSSSSSTTTTT

Trying to decide my next new bass:

Although odds are I'll just find whatever used and cheap one I come across in who-the-fuck-cares color, per usual.

 

[E-bortion]

ahhhh, rearrry, i rika deh second ron.

 

[E-bortion]

ive beend rinking incredible hulks all night (hennesee (sp) and hypnotiq, shit is fucking me world up.

 

[NAD]

The woman digs the second one as well, even if she says "you already have a bunch of ones like that," refering to the color and siptl;k.

wtf is hypnotiq? I'm drinkinb BEER.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

ive beend rinking incredible hulks all night (hennesee (sp) and hypnotiq, shit is fucking me world up.

*rolls eyes condescendingly*

 

[E-bortion]

well fuck you too

 

[NAD]

WTF IS HYPNOTIQ.

Okay I looked it up. at that, you crazy kids.