"Attention all internet tough guys
Is your girl constantly saying your not enough for her? Are you afraid that clicking the X on that porn pop up will ruin your only chance with a real female? Do you really just want to be able to walk down the street without getting made fun of but instead throw headphones on and act like you didnt hear it? Do you try talking to everyone at the party only to realize that they are all acting like they didnt even notice your existance? Or maybe your just tired of clutching that pillow or plastic doll everynight. Then try internet shit talking, "Been helping real life nobodies feel tough since '92- if there were any justice in the universe you'd be pointed out with neon lights as a wimp, but since there isn't you might as well!"