Endorsing some items - everyone pitch in

"Attention all internet tough guys

Is your girl constantly saying your not enough for her? Are you afraid that clicking the X on that porn pop up will ruin your only chance with a real female? Do you really just want to be able to walk down the street without getting made fun of but instead throw headphones on and act like you didnt hear it? Do you try talking to everyone at the party only to realize that they are all acting like they didnt even notice your existance? Or maybe your just tired of clutching that pillow or plastic doll everynight. Then try internet shit talking, "Been helping real life nobodies feel tough since '92- if there were any justice in the universe you'd be pointed out with neon lights as a wimp, but since there isn't you might as well!"

I kept the last line cuz that was a good one so +1 for that and -1 for being such a damn hater ur shitty vodka isnt much stronger
 
i know right
im not digging it at all so far

so im just smoking vast quantities of weed to make up for it.

Dude!!

This

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or THIS!!

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Try Golden Virginia man, it's made of fucking win, it's so win it doesnt kill you.
 
If you had, you probably should have come up with something more original and entertaining than being unpopular and bad in bed, and perhaps something that reeks less of 'internet tough guy' bullshit to make the whole thing slightly coherent.

Jeff
 
I've tried a shit ton of pale ales, but good old Sierra Nevada is still my favorite.

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Newest kicks:

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And the H&K P2000 .40 S&W pistol that I am currently lusting after. A couple more months and she will be minnnnne:

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-Joe
 
Dude!!

This

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or THIS!!

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Try Golden Virginia man, it's made of fucking win, it's so win it doesnt kill you.

they both suck

i had total cravings today and i was having a really really fucking bad day
so i had a rolly and it made me feel really ill again

no desire to smoke once more haha