Guitar Player's Thread

man i just got my guitar out, crap guitar, after months, and lol, i've forgotten what i knew...it wasnt much, just a few chords and shit.
wanna start playing again but dont have the fuckin time :(
 
Fender Showmaster
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I like everything on the John Petrucci model Ernie Ball Musicman, but if I buy it I'll look like a total fanboi :(

What the fuck should I do?

Buy whatever the hell you want and fuck what other people think.

Seriously, if that's the only reason stopping you buying it then you play guitar for the wrong reasons.
 
Or try it out out first somehow to see if you like it, cuz you dont want to go paying buttloads of cash for something you might end not liking that much. Its like buying a pair of underwear mounted with lasers and AA missiles, you can never know how good you aim until you try.