If Mike had another job, what would it be?

[Windward]

A piece of Lego.

 

[Antyman]

He'd empty trumpet-saliva!

 

[Caesar Metallius]

My first inclination was a chimney sweep. Then I saw a few people agreed that a street sweeper fit him. I guess there's something just right about Mike with a broom!?!

 

[Caesar Metallius]

Porno Director.

blow job or anal scene?

 

[embrace.random]

Male Porn Star

as opposed to female porn star

He'd star in Loreal adverts. Fact. Or sell meatballs in Ikea.

 

[Bluegreen]

Maybe playing an elf in a new version of Lord of the Rings? Lord Elrond!

 

[Nasty-Fire]

Bass player

 

[CorpseDeception]

The musical equivalent of a street corner whore.

 

[autumn_hollows]

Elevator attendant

 

[Bluegreen]

Santa Claus?