If you were interviewing Alexi...

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

I would ask him stuff like . . . A block (m=5.0kg) is released from point A and it slides down the incline (

= 30 degrees) where the coefficient of kinetic friction is 0.3 It goes 5.0m and hits an ideal spring with a spring constant k=500 Newtons per meter. While it is being acted upon by the spring, assume it is on a frictionless surface.

a. How far does the block go up the plane on the rebound from the spring?

b. How far is the spring compressed?

Then I'd laugh at his expression when he hears the question.

 

[Lady_Laiho]

^LOL, he'd be thinking "W......T......F?" OR maybe "what does kenetic friction mean?" Aw, he'd be adorable.

Here's the rest of my questions:
6. What would you do if Janne and Henkka hooked up? Would you be jealous? WOuld you win him back? Would you tatoo carve Janne's name into your lower back just to proove how much you love him?
7. What would you do if you woke up in the morning naked in Janne's bed? Ever considered getting married to him since there's no chick for you other than Lady Laiho?
8. Would you ever make a porno with Janne?
9. What's your fave type of sex?
10. What's your fave death metal band? Black metal band? Grindcore band?

BodomterrorOverGermany: LOL , ok here's my Lady Laiho questions.
11. Will you marry me? Can i have a lock of your hair? Do you want to have sex with me in the tour bus or on stage in front of everyone? Kiss me right now!! No this isn't a request!

 

[deaddreams]

I don't know if anyone has asked Alexi this before. I've never seen it.

If your Jackon's weren't stolen, would you still be using them to this day?

That's a question I wouldn't mind seeing a answer to.

 

[Harpie Lady]

I'd ask him about the best moment in his life whether it's careerwise or not..I would just like to know the humane side of Alexi I guess

How do you think Alexi isn't a human? If he wasn't his looking would be like marilyn manson....


And, I would ask him
"Can you teach me how to play guitar *my face *" if he is saying "no" i wouldn't ask him something more, because he might be drunk or something like that..

 

[Sexi Alexi 94]

what color will the new album be?

what is your favorite places to visit to play or vacation?

what is your favorite food?

who has the best hair in the band?

i cant think of any more right now, well i can think of a lot but i dont wanna type them all right now lol

 

[BodomTerrorOverGermany]

9. What's your fave type of sex?

He already got that, he and Janne were once interviewed by an online porn magazine without knowing it!

 

[Bloody]

He already got that, he and Janne were once interviewed by an online porn magazine without knowing it!

really? when? do you have that interview?

 

[Lady_Laiho]

^That interview is in the interviews section but he didn't really answer it.
12. How do you compare older punk to the latest punk? And what punk rock bands do you like?
13. If you get married to a non-musician, would you want a big wedding?
14. What do you like watching on t.v.?
15. What brand of nail polish do you use? If you could make a commercial to advertise makeup, how would you make it?
16. What's your opinion on all the gothic stuff like vampires, blood, death, witchcraft, and shit like that?

 

[stardrowned]

''What do you think of Kalmah?''
''Do you think they do sound like your band?''

 

[(__Joonas__)]

12. How do you compare older punk to the latest punk? And what punk rock bands do you like?

He would say just go listen to it, that explains best.

13. If you get married to a non-musician, would you want a big wedding?

Why couldn't he have that with musicians? And no I don't think he's the kind of guy. He'd just go drink with his closest pals and relatives.

14. What do you like watching on t.v.?

Probably porn and the simpsons.

15. What brand of nail polish do you use? If you could make a commercial to advertise makeup, how would you make it?

He always gets the nail polish from girl fans like you. I don't think it would be a commercial to have Alexi there with his hair and his guitar and his rocker clothes and grim face showing off his black nails as a commercial, it would not be cool.

16. What's your opinion on all the gothic stuff like vampires, blood, death, witchcraft, and shit like that?

Grow up

 

[(__Joonas__)]

Forgive my outlash Lady_Laiho I know I'm being a bitch there but you really need to get a hold of yourself on your Alexi enthusiasm.

 

[Saartje]

Actually Joonas, her questions are not that stupid :Smug:

 

[Lady_Laiho]

Joonas: Alexi wouldn't say that! He could watch anything on t.v. and the last time he got married to a musician, they had a small wedding. It wouldn't be stupid to ask the last question either. He'd have something smart to say.

 

[stardrowned]

He always gets the nail polish from girl fans like you. I don't think it would be a commercial to have Alexi there with his hair and his guitar and his rocker clothes and grim face showing off his black nails as a commercial, it would not be cool.

No shit.

 

[DeadlySinners]

HAHA id ask him why he kisses janne so fuking much

 

[CliffBurton]

HAHA id ask him why he kisses janne so fuking much

Then he would ask you why you didn't watch the part on the DVD where he mentions it.

It seems to gross you out alot, is it because seeing two guys kiss makes you feel somthing inside, and you use vocal homophobia to hide your raging boner?

 

[DeadlySinners]

joke dude srry if it pissed u off

 

[Undefined]

Then he would ask you why you didn't watch the part on the DVD where he mentions it.

It seems to gross you out alot, is it because seeing two guys kiss makes you feel somthing inside, and you use vocal homophobia to hide your raging boner?

! Dude the post fucking made me LAWL! You deserve a medal for this XD

+84094830804

 

[Hello_Ween]

... what would be a few of the penultimate questions you'd ask him?

Think of the BEST question you could ask him. Maybe this will give magazines something new to ask other than "How did you come up with the name Chidlren of Bodom?" or some retarded shit like that. So seriously think.

maybe what kind of underwear do you use.

 

[Lady_Laiho]

Two hot finnish guys making out is HOOOOOOTTT! *licks lips*