ITT: People without girlfriends talking about relationships plus one girl who knows nothing about sex.
ITT: People without girlfriends talking about relationships plus one girl who knows nothing about sex.
a kick to the kerb?????
Is your girlfriend fat and black? I think I saw her on Ricki Lee many years ago.
Edit: or was it Ricki Lake - the fat one that went out with Johnny Depp.
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ITT: People without girlfriends talking about relationships plus one girl who knows nothing about sex.
Yes, a kick to the curb...as in I don't want to be with you anymore. Get it??
No she is white, I don't date colored people, just not my flavor.
Fat? Not by any means. Unless being 5'4" weighing 110 lbs is fat to you.
You guys must be a bunch of fucking tools if you let your girls tell you what to do. I on the other hand know what I want in a girl and some girl asking me to change who I am is not someone I want to be with.
Do you even have a g/f? I bet most on here don't at all, yet they feel the need to chime in when it comes to that kind of thing.
So now I don't know nothing about sex? And you do?
Because you're older than me? Because you've slept with more women than me? (I don't have sex with women, so you get my point. (awaiting to get flamed for that))
3/10
You got some racism and chauvinism in which was nice but the attack on the users was just too weak. You didn't call them virgins or babydicks and your affirmation of how awesome you are in comparison to them was just not good enough. You needed to rub the I HAVE A THIN GIRLFRIEND thin in more next time and maybe even post pictures of you with your dick in her ass to get a higher trollscore.
Remember: Practice makes perfect!
I'm saying if you say shit like "long hair makes sex hard" as a reason to cut it then it's more like LOOK AT ME GUYS I HAVE SEX statement than a valid point. If you were REALLY having an issue with long hair when having sex then you must not be that experienced with having sex. And furthermore, neither is your boyfriend. If he would use an elastic for his hair instead of putting it on his dick to hold the saran wrap in place then you might not have that problem. I know condoms are expensive, but still. Get on the pill, sex is a lot better without that shit.
Plus you've said other things too that just give me that feeling. I have no doubt you have sex frequently, I just can't imagine it's any good. But you're young, dumb and full of cum. Literally in this case it seems.
Yes, a kick to the curb...as in I don't want to be with you anymore. Get it??
We are all whores at heart, so don't take too much offense to that.
Pill? Fuck that. The shot is where it is at. No period at all, and only 4 times a year.
Oh, and if the pnoy tail is "In Your Face" all the time, I suggest maybe taking up a new position in stead of missionary.
Take not srob, that is how you do it.
And why would you feel like a whore? You're 16 and been on the pill for years. I can't think of any quality more wholesome for a young lady.
And you proved my point with the "under the action" all the time statement. Instead of finding new exciting ways, you cut his hair
Triple posting like a muthafucka! I am not picking on you btw, I'm kidding around.
I got my bf to cut his hair
Sounds like the complete opposite of me, with my ex I've tried to get him to grow his hair for the whole time we were together, and I never got him to do it
Now I trim my bf's hair myself cuz im afraid if he goes to the hairdresser she'll cut it too short
wait wat? are you telling me that hair length has nothing to do with your musical taste? you're fucking kidding me?